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Alec: You owe my ass a massage after last night. I could barely sit during today's meeting.
Mom: I think you meant to send this to Magnus.
Alec: Oh no. Mom, I'm so, so sorry. Your name is right after his in my phone.
Alec: Magnus, you won't believe how I just traumatized my mother.
Mom: Still me.
Alec: Fuck.
I’ve totally not been ranting about season seven on Ninjago on my group chat for the last 20 minutes. no.
When you're about to say bye in your chat but you're also continuing your conversation and you don't end it cause the universe chooses to bless your sense of humour at that moment and you can't stop.
Alec: You owe my ass a massage after last night. I could barely sit during today's meeting.
Mom: I'm pretty sure you meant to send this to Magnus.
Alec: Oh my...I'm so sorry Mom, your name is right after his in my phone.
Alec: Magnus, you will not believe how I just traumatized my mother.
Mom: Still me, Alec.
Alec: fuck.
Me: /while putting computer on sleep/ Goodbye Alex.
Mom: Who's Alex?
Me: He's on my computer! Wait, you haven't met Alex? Mom, c'mere.
Mom: No, I'm busy.
Me: Seriously come here. /turns back on computer and points to Alexander Hamilton background/ Mom, this is Alexander Hamilton, Alex, this is my mom.
Mom: ...you're really weird.
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: ...yeaaahhhh.
Who's Sonia?
Girl in class: Hey! Sonia!
Me: *timidly waves* hi...
Girl to Boy next to her: That's Sonia,*points to me* she is awesome
Boy: Who the heck is Sonia?
Me:...(talked to him atleast five times and sits right infront of him)...umm me...
brain: This is why we dislike people
.. john kim I don't even
me: ......um sure
no idea who you're talking about
John: darren
the one that watches porn
me: you make it sound like you don't
John: uh
i dont
me: ... didn't you just say you did a few weeks ago
John: i dont watch it like 24/7
like once a month
with ppl
me: ...........
you watch porn WITH PEOPLE? -_____-
John: why
its not bad
and they all did it before
