#awkward conversation time

[ztp-zpd]

It was Probably More than 30... - Aug 15, 2016

Hey Nick, how many people did you date in high school.

Um, Hmm. Probably around 5 or 6... maybe 30...

We're gonna have a long talk about each and every one of these vixens and which of them you still are in contact with and how far each relationship got, ok?

*sigh*

[wooshenanigans]

Schtuff My Brothers Say: Words

Older: That's what you get for presuming things.

Me: You make an ass out of "u" and "me"?

Older: No, not assume. Presume.

Me: ...You make a "pres" out of "u" and "me"...?

Older: ...

Me: ...

Older: ...Yes?

Me: Oh, okay.

[wooshenanigans]

Awkward Conversation Time: Professah! 2

Me: I never figured out what the blank text was about.

But it was not a hidden puzzle.

Unless it is THE hidden puzzle!

In which case I want some hint coins.

Catty: I agree! We need some hint coins to solve this puzzle!

*looks around for hint coins*

Me: Quick! Tap the light fixtures!

They ALWAYS have a hint coin!

Catty: YES! *pokes lamp* I found one!

[wooshenanigans]

Awkward Conversation Time: Professah!

Phone: *briiiing*

*displays blank text*

Me: OwO

Is... Is it a hidden puzzle?

Reality: ...

No.

No, it is not.

Srsly turn off the Professor Layton games for a while.

Srsly.

[wooshenanigans]

Awkward Conversation Time: Penis Puns

Friend: You'd still talk boys with me if it comes up though, right?

Me: I'm going to ignore the possibility of a pun right there and just say it depends on what exactly "talking boys" consists of.

Friend: I mean like

Giving me advice

Me: Oh.

Yeah, of course.

Friend: Or listening to me.

Me: Just leave the visuals at home plz. XD

But yes, I will talk boys with you if the need arises.

...Okay, there is NO WAY I can't find a way to have this conversation without penis puns.

GDI