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I don’t meant to alarm you but
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"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
It’s September so that means it’s the return of my limited edition Halloween range.. it’s the ABDABS!
Abdabs are only available during September and October and a cute but slightly creepy skull-like creatures. They take great delight in playing tricks on unsuspecting passers-by to the tune of imitating ear-splitting screams. There are meikle and muckle abdabs (small and big) and caberfeidh abdabs (deer-like), they come in corvie, nathair and moose (crow, dragon and mouse skulls) and there are also three limited edition Halloween themed pieces in there. I have been hoarding all the ones that didn’t sell last year, so there are a few ready to go out as soon as they are bought! Meikle abdabs are £12 and muckle abdabs are £22 - Caberfeidhs are £30. There will be a couple more designs coming when I can make them, hopefully during the last week of September.
Good luck catching one and happy haunting!
Miyu in her armor. She is an alien biosynthetic from the planet Alida. By chance, she teleported from there right before the apocalypse of her homeworld on Ceros, the living planet in another system. Ceros was it it’s middleage era when she arrived, so she became the Archon - a knight who protects the world from chaos.
THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.
Your honor, something is amiss here!
As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled!
Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?
Where are the bar codes?!
This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!!
Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.
Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.
If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.
Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!
Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!!
(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—
…! I’ve got it!)
While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books?
Well, Edgeworth?
While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.
Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.
They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?
Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.
At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.
I see the issue here very clearly.
Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.
(W-wait, but I’m not—)
WAIT!!!
I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!
We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.
Photo Close-up added to the court record!
As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!
And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!
A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!
Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!
And there’s more!
The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!
Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!
How’s that for decisive evidence?
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Visual grammar jokes are my favourite
Please reblog this amazing post because out there probably one girl or boy is crossing for the same situation and this can help to save there life.
What do you mean the doors stuck, try jiggling the handle.
I have never seen a cat this color oh my god it’s perfect
Art by: 茉莉
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I apologize since this is quite the long post, but I am in love with this artist’s art. All the work and little details put into all of it is amazing and makes me really happy.
I like to see art of this side of the Pokemon universe. Because otherwise it’s basically a universe revolving around pitting animals against each other for sport and that’s an… uncomfortable thought.
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THE SUN IS ON FIRE, I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE.
#THE OCEAN IS FLOODING #I REPEAT #THE OCEAN IS FLOODING.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, THE EARTH IS SPINNING GUYS, IT’S FUCKING SPINNING!!
A MYSTERIOUS GAS HAS SETTLED ALL THROUGHOUT EARTH AND WE ARE CURRENTLY BREATHING IT IN
this site. seriously.
OH DEAR JESUS ALL THE FISH ARE DROWNING
Oh right, this happened in my lecture yesterday
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Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:
Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.
but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:
wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before
SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER
The Legend of Zelda Tarot Cards 0 - IX
0: The Fool ~ なぎも
I: The Magician ~ n
II: The Priestess ~ すずの
III: The Empress ~ はこ
IV: The Emperor ~ クル
V: The Hierophant ~ 寒雷
VI: The Lovers ~ ゆうや
VII: The Chariot ~ 空彩ぎーま✿通販始めました
VIII: The Strength ~ クル
IX: The Hermit ~ 鈴宮美紗