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A pesimist sees only darkness in the tunnel.
An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
A realist sees train lights.
An engine-driver sees three idiots on the rails.
@awkward-akutagawa @awkward-atsushi Pick your roles, I'll go with realist
Morning William. I finally made a Tumblr!
!!!! OMG YOUR’E AWK PUSHKIN HAHAHAHH I DIDN’T NOTICE!!
Dermatologists hate him...
His coworkers also hate him...
Pretty much everyone hates him at this point...
But I still love my garbage son.
-> Get a job babysitting
-> Get dead drunk
-> The kids babysit you now
(Works unless an univited uncle suddenly shows up and tells on you)
ft. @awkward-kenji @awkward-elise @awkward-kunikida
And then the Lord saith: Let there be germs
Light boy uwu
Who stole his face? You don't have to give it back or anything, I just wanna know who you are.
Gotta go fast
