#awkward twins

[luckytears1001]

Vanny: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Jonathan: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Vanny: Th-that's not how that works-

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[luckytears1001]

Vanny: And then Jammie ran into my knife. Jammie ran into my knife ten times.

Jonathan : You mean you stabbed them?

Vanny: They ran into my knife.

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[luckytears1001]

Jonathan: Fight me!

Vanny, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

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[rhiennedal]

I really hope that twins wake up on their birthday and say "happy birthday" "thanks you, too" and then have an awkward moment until they realise that that's right and then they laugh whilst eating salad.