Apr 10, 2018
“Was that your husband or your boyfriend?” “My boyfriend’s husband.” “Close enough.”
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“Was that your husband or your boyfriend?” “My boyfriend’s husband.” “Close enough.”
I'm just gunna stop you right there✋... I'm a cat person. 🐱 #thiscantwork 🚫🐶 I'm #nevergoodatthis #fml #haterejecting #awkwardconvos (at Stonewood Apartments)
convo escape plan
Have you ever had a conversation that seems to go on forever so you pretend to have stuff to do so that you can leave before its too late?
D: “I know I had more quotes of us! WHERE DID THEY GO?!?!?!”
A: “They’re up your butt!”
D: “Dang, that’s why I have so much diarrhea…”
A: “My quotes give me diarrhea.”
D: “I was waiting for you to come back with something…but you just kind of accepted it.”
A: “Yeah, I just accepted your dick…”
person: i'm not feeling you today
me: idc
The only individuals who ever vie for my affection are macho and pushy and make me feel guilty for saying "no" and it's not good. On the other hand, the timid ones who don't make me uncomfortable are so observant of how reserved I am that they don't even want to try. lol.
R : (reading online news article) What's Doc McStuffins?
Me : It's a show on Disney Junior about a vet. Don't look at me like that. Don't judge me for knowing it.
R : (judgmental silence)
Me : James Arnold Taylor did a voice for it once. Whatever.