#awww frog

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People keep making jokes about “haha you should become a frog blog for x followers!! haha!!” Like bitch it’s not that funny :( I post frogs often enough that I literally have a frog-specific tag. It’s just not funny and it makes me annoyed :l bc they obviously don’t actually look at my blog ever

Are they on the catboy2021 hit list :)

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everyone’s so sad about wilbur lying to philza and me with my moral code of “it’s not lying it’s just withholding information” that i use to justify lying to my family:

anyway i struggle to see anything wrong with what wilbur did simply because lying about mental health seems normal to me 👍 am i okay

ah yes. you are doing great.

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i literally deleted twitter off my phone lulw but i didn’t deactivate... so... if i ever wanted to log back in.... i think i could

lmaoo it was such a mess today if i wasn’t such a horrible sadist i would delete it but sadly i have so much in store for them 🥰

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Sometimes I forget that not everyone remembers super specific things people said once. In my eyes I’ve said quite a bit about myself, maybe I’ll make a list of things I’ve said publicly about myself at some point. It’d be quite long actually. Yes I have switched to psychoanalyzing myself instead of you. No I am not okay.

Oh my god everyone take a chair reverse therapy