Chakotay: Kathryn kissed me!
Ayala: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Chakotay: It was unbelievable!
Ayala: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
B'Elanna: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Ayala, get the wine and mute your commbadge. Chakotay, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Chakotay: Oh, it ended very well.
Ayala: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
B'Elanna: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Chakotay: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Ayala: Ohh... So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands all over the place?
Chakotay: First she started holding me, and then her hands slid up and then they were in my hair.
B'Elanna and Ayala: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Janeway eating pizza in her quarters: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Tuvok: Tongue?
Janeway: Yeah.
Tuvok: Intriguing.













