A Year Of Songs #36: âI Call That True Loveâ by Dr. Hook
This bluesy bopper from Dr. Hookâs self-titled 1972 debut is intended to offend. Itâs also written by childrenâs literature legend Shel Silverstein along with all but one track on their debut.
âI Call That True Loveâ is a misogynistic incel male fantasy thatâs so over the top that if it doesnât make you snicker youâre probably part of the problem.Â
âI wanna come home every evenin' to a great big meal of wine and roasted pheasant
I want you to say to me Ray, hey this is Susy, this is Kay, I brought 'em both home to you for a present
When The Man downs his soul and find my stash, won't you tell 'em it belongs to you
And when you're sittin' in the slam tell all the other chickies when they get out they should look me up tooâ
Silverstein piles it on from tip to tail, and Dr. Hook makes the fucker swing with tipsy back porch charm, especially singer Ray Sawyerâs fully committed, frog croak delivery. The man sells verses lesser frontmen would have flubbed.Â
Like much of the groupâs first three albums, âI Call That True Loveâ is only-in-the-seventies counter culture courting gold best enjoyed with an ice cold Banquet Beer and a freshly rolled number.Â












