A Year Of Songs #36: “I Call That True Love” by Dr. Hook
This bluesy bopper from Dr. Hook’s self-titled 1972 debut is intended to offend. It’s also written by children’s literature legend Shel Silverstein along with all but one track on their debut.
“I Call That True Love” is a misogynistic incel male fantasy that’s so over the top that if it doesn’t make you snicker you’re probably part of the problem.
“I wanna come home every evenin' to a great big meal of wine and roasted pheasant
I want you to say to me Ray, hey this is Susy, this is Kay, I brought 'em both home to you for a present
When The Man downs his soul and find my stash, won't you tell 'em it belongs to you
And when you're sittin' in the slam tell all the other chickies when they get out they should look me up too”
Silverstein piles it on from tip to tail, and Dr. Hook makes the fucker swing with tipsy back porch charm, especially singer Ray Sawyer’s fully committed, frog croak delivery. The man sells verses lesser frontmen would have flubbed.
Like much of the group’s first three albums, “I Call That True Love” is only-in-the-seventies counter culture courting gold best enjoyed with an ice cold Banquet Beer and a freshly rolled number.







