[Me and my Yo-kai team are standing around the remains of a broken coffee pot]
Me: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Casanono: ...I did, I broke it–
Me: No, no you didn't. Spoilerina?
Spoilerina: Don't look at me. Look at Shadow Venoct.
Shadow Venoct: What? I didn't break it.
Spoilerina: That's funny, how'd you even know it was broken?
Shadow Venoct: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Spoilerina: Suspicious.
Shadow Venoct: No, it's not.
Gilgaros: If it matters—probably not—but, Damona was the last one to use it.
Damona: Liar, I don't even drink that crap!
Gilgaros: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Damona: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Gilgaros!
Casanono: Okay, okay, let's not fight, everyone, let me pay for it!
Me: No! Who broke it?!
Shadow Venoct: ...Azazel? Hidabat's been really quiet.
Hidabat: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing loudly]
Me: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict, ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig's head on a stick. Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.
