#azixraphale

[soulscatter]

❝ you can see the future? ❞ -For Crowley? :)

X-Men: Apocalypse sentence starters

      ❝ WELL. NOT exactly. i can sort of see the VAGUE possibilities of certain         outcomes. so it’s not really like i can TELL THE FUTURE. just--- i don’t         know. make an educated guess. ❞ he waves a hand away to dispel the         allure of it. ❝ it’s really not that impressive. i try not to use it. ❞

[queenprotector]

NAME 5 THINGS YOUR MUSE ALWAYS CARRIES WITH THEM WHEN LEAVING THEIR HOME, THEN TAG 5 PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME!

TAGGING:  @sauntercd @reprcbates (choose a muse) @azixraphale @vaguelyxdownwards @the-captains-table (for Azi unless you have a preference)

TAGGED BY: @slavetothesection​

phone/wallet/keys. basic and boring, but necessary.

sunglasses. dark if not mirrored. 

a paperback stuffed into her bag or finangled into a pocket. 

headphones, obviously. she’s constantly upgrading them. 

a fidget toy or small project. sitting still is a nightmare. 

[timerogued-a]

@azixraphale.

“Oh? Is that so? Fancy that, you learn something new every day!” beamed Aziraphale, before hailing over one of the nearby waiters. “Excuse me, sir. I think I’m about ready to order. Yes, I’ll have some of your finest, cogliones, please?” The waiter flashed the angel an indignant look before muttering a curse under his breath, snatching Aziraphale’s menu away, and storming off. “Hmm. Perhaps, I hadn’t said it right,” mused the angel.

he can’t believe he did it. that in an italian restaurant, full of italian people, aziraphale said the word balls in an order. jack had to stop the ROAR of laughter that was threatening to burst through lips by forcing a hand over his mouth and SNICKERING instead. 

❛ hm ! perhaps not. don’t worry about it ------- i’ll ah. ❜ the mutant stands from his chair - as both to talk to the waiter and to allow himself to laugh while not in close proximity.  ❛ lemme go sort it. best not mention the word again just in case y’know. ❜

after a couple of minutes and some laughter from the waiters and jack, he returns to the table holding a bottle of white wine.  ❛ asked ‘em for the house special for ya - some sort of fish i think. i’m borin’ and gone for a pasta dish. ❜ 

[serpentineyes-blog]

"You should have told me sooner."

miscellaneous angst starters || accepting || @azixraphale​​

❝ Probably. ❞ The Demon flippantly agreed with a half-hearted shrug of his shoulders. There was an air of dismissal about his tone as Crowley kept his attention on the road, as opposed to the Angel beside him. The fact that he should have told him sooner didn’t change the fact that he hadn’t.

[queenprotector]

@azixraphale

“No problem.”

If you wanted to get technical, it was. Normally Freddie wouldn’t have bothered. Her opinion on pedestrians had been formed around Crowley, after all, and consisted mostly of “every man for themselves, also, I’ll be fine so you should be the one worrying”. 

Still. Before her current form, Freddie had known a grand total of two people, and she’d have hated to see that number of acquaintances, even unknowing, take a 50% hit. Also, her owner would sulk. Really, it had been in her own best interest, and even more so as Freddie took the opportunity to peer at the titles of the books Aziraphale was so concerned with.

“Besides--it’d be a shame to destroy antiques.”

[timerogued-a]

"Please don't lie to me, Jack, but what sort of trouble have you been getting yourself into, exactly?"

❛ right --- uh.❜ he doesn’t know what STOPS him from lying ; whether it’s the look that aziraphale pleads upon his face or some higher authority that beacons the truth which jack’s mind tries to keep SECRET. his work was always gruesome, it wasn’t something to FALL on prying ears but he guesses being in the confined walls of the bookshop is a better place than any.

what’s he scared of ? judgement, disgust, having something in his soul TEAR APART while he places down the details of what he’s had to do. 

❛ y’know ---- y’know how uh -- i did this job to help people ? to solve crime and help others. i’ve had -----❜ he sighs. it’s now or never to say this.❛ i’ve had to kill quite a few people. problem with that is --- the people i haven’t been able to take down are now after me for revenge.❜

1/10.  MY MUSE WILL BE ACCEPTING 10 PERSONAL QUESTIONS ALL ANSWERED WITH 100 % HONESTY.    @azixraphale.

[crwlee-archived]

“ The way you shushed me was quite rude ”

ʙᴜᴢᴢꜰᴇᴇᴅ ᴜɴsᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs •• ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛɪɴɢ

   “What did you expect angel? I’m a demon, I’m fairly certain being rude is actually part of the job description – although, I wouldn’t know. I don’t actually read any of that chaff head office sends me.” he gave a great shrug and grabbed for his glass of wine, refilling it with a though before gulping down nearly half the glass. “Good stuff” he added idly.

[ghoulishundertakings]

"You passed out."

Lucida’s head pounded out a painful rhythm. She held her hand tight against her temple like it would make it stop.

“I did,” she agreed, squinting at the person who’d been kind enough to help her. “Wow,” Lucy tried to shake the thrumming off to no avail and winced again. “Did you see why or who I need to thank for that?” She asked with a frown. It was supposed to be a routine kind of a haunting. No ghost could put her out like that, at least she was pretty sure they couldn’t. 

“What’re you doing here, by the way?” It wasn’t unusual for someone to call a witch or another medium even when she came out, but in real cases most of them left fairly quickly, or Lucida made them leave. There weren’t many who could boast a higher tolerance for ghosts and  their nonsense and sense than her -- she knew for a fact she could brag there. “We should probably get out.” Meaning, he should get out for his own safety and she should to get some advil and regroup.