#azlie

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Natalya: I’m quick at math.

Azlie: Oh, really? What’s 67 times 83, then?

Natalya: 43

Azlie: that’s not even remotely close.

Natalya: But I was quick.

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Natalya: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Azaria: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Natalya: Not when you’re playing with Azlie, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral”. And I put “dog”.

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Azlie, you’re my brother and I love you, but you’re a great big bag of dicks

Azaria, at some point

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Azlie: Time to move on to Plan 2.

Azaria: Don’t you mean Plan B?

Azlie: That would insinuate I only have 26 plans.

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Azlie: A note? You sneak out and leave me a note?

Azaria l:I knew you would just argue with me.

Azlie: It wasn't even a good note. "If you are reading this I am probably dead." What sort of a note is that?

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Natalya: Maybe you should find a hobby.

Azlie: All of my hobbies include weapons