WIP

I created an incorrect quotes blog for my WIP as inspiration. Look at it if you like it.

[brainstatic]

They’re pandering to young people by spoofing the meme about pandering to young people. My mind has touched the void.

[tunte]

This is respectable meme usage

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

[hiscarissima]

Wait what.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

[saint-batrick]

oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.

"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[smashasaurus-rex]

My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.

[sandersgrey]

[incorrectazariaquotes]

Aleksander: Can I buy you a drink?

Azaria: I have a boyfriend

Aleksander, counting his coins on the table: He can only get something small then

[incorrectazariaquotes]

Natalya: I’m quick at math.

Azlie: Oh, really? What’s 67 times 83, then?

Natalya: 43

Azlie: that’s not even remotely close.

Natalya: But I was quick.

[incorrectazariaquotes]

Natalya: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Azaria: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Natalya: Not when you’re playing with Azlie, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral”. And I put “dog”.

[incorrectazariaquotes]

Azlie, you’re my brother and I love you, but you’re a great big bag of dicks

Azaria, at some point

[incorrectazariaquotes]

Joanie: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life

Azaria: Please never become a surgeon.

[incorrectazariaquotes]

Kylan: I haven’t stopped thinking about you and you haven’t stopped thinking about me.

Azaria: I’m such a mess. Why do you even like me?

Kylan: I guess because you’re as messed up as I am.

[incorrectazariaquotes]

Azaria: I’m the most responsible member of this group.

Aleksander: Just yesterday you set the bathroom on fire

Azaria: There was a spider.

[incorrectazariaquotes]

I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Joanie

[incorrectazariaquotes]

I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

The Emperor

[incorrectazariaquotes]

Joanie: It’s okay, Zara. Not everyone can be as brave as me

Kylan: *taps Joanie’s shoulder from behind*

Joanie: *screams*

[incorrectazariaquotes]

I’m three ounces of whoop-ass.

Joanie

[incorrectazariaquotes]

Azlie: Time to move on to Plan 2.

Azaria: Don’t you mean Plan B?

Azlie: That would insinuate I only have 26 plans.

[incorrectazariaquotes]

Pick your battles, Joanie. Pick fewer. Put some back. That's too many.

Azaria

[incorrectazariaquotes]

Aleksander: Looking back, I have no regrets.

Natalya: You should.

[incorrectazariaquotes]

Azlie: A note? You sneak out and leave me a note?

Azaria l:I knew you would just argue with me.

Azlie: It wasn't even a good note. "If you are reading this I am probably dead." What sort of a note is that?