Your name is STEVE. Today, June 6th, is your BIRTHDAY. You ponder the fact that you have lived a FUCKTON OF YEARS that you don’t really want to count. More than twenty, plus six, but less than twenty eight. Whatever, you hate maths, while still you love numbers.
You have a wide variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for FIREARMS of any kind, but you never actually used one in your life (no, that time doesn’t count, you barely remember that time). You love MUSIC; electronic and metal are your favorite genres, but you listen to ALMOST ANYTHING. You have a fondness for SCIENCE, especially ASTRONOMY. And you are a STRONG believer of the PARANORMAL and MYSTICAL LORE. “The truth is out there”, you repeat to yourself everyday, as a kind of mantra or some spiritual shit. You tend to like DOUBTFULLY RATED MOVIES, but you have an excellent taste for TV SERIES and ANIME. But all this are mere hobbies compared to the energy core of your soul: GAMING and ROLEPLAY. You could play COMPUTER GAMES 24/7 (but you need to work, eat, and sleep; what a fucking waste of good gaming time, you think). Also, you ROLEPLAY all the time, while chatting with your friends, or inside your head, while doing anything. You love PEN & PAPER RPGs; you are actually making one from scratch, that your friends love to play. They say you are a very good GAME MASTER, and you agree to this fact, of course.
As said before, today is your birthday. And you are planning to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. But you know that the world will conspire to ruin your PERFECT AND TOTALLY INEXISTENT PLANS for today. So it will be better if you separate your fat ass from your chair and at least try to do something.
