#azsaszin

[coldcriminal]

Are you a .... COOL... criminal

    ‘ yes. ‘ 

[akillerconundrum]

"Nice jacket, Ed."

Why thank you, Zsaszy, I made it myself.

[eloquentyrant]

#Positivity Protocol! 😄💙☀️ Send this to ten muns who you think portray their muses so damn well and are just generally awesome!

[Thank you! I’m very honored! Quick note: I absolutely adore your zsasz and each time I see him around, I chuckle. Bless you. I would love to be able to interact with you more one day! C: ]

@azsaszin

[nxgmaus]

#Positivity Protocol! 😄💙☀️ Send this to ten muns who you think portray their muses so damn well and are just generally awesome!

@azsaszin

RIGHT BACK AT YOU!! it’s good to catch a glimpse of you back on the dash. you capture zsasz’s particular brand of unnerving levity and homicidal innocence so well, i jump at the reply every time i see a notification from you. to quote zsasz, s3 e12 … you’re a good egg.

[ferrhxm]

@azsaszin liked for a smooch starter (oh my god what a ship I love it. I’m gonna go superior ironman (meaning villain ironman) though cause it works better tbh)

Even though his ridiculously luxurious house near San Francisco was one of the safest places on earth and nearly impossible to break into, Zsasz had somehow made it inside. Tony didn’t notice any earlier than when he walked downstairs, insanely thristy because he had been drinking all day an night before then and getting drunk always made him thirsty. He didn’t get to the fridge, though. In fact he didn’t even have to turn the light on to know that someone was in the kitchen.

As soon as he noticed the silhouette of the other, he aimed his hand at him, the symbiote that he had united with wrapping around his arm and palm like quicksilver, forming into a repulsor in the fragment of a second. He knew this man. Bald, pale... he had heard of him a while ago, when he had freed the inmates of Alcatraz. His guest didn’t seem to have come here with bad intentions. He was leaning against the kitchen counter, relaxed, grinning. Tony lowered his arm, the symbiote disappearing as fast as it had appeared again.

“Welcome, Victor. I knew we’d meet one day, I’m glad it has happened sooner than I thought it would.”

[infiniitefrequency-a]

@azsaszin cont’d from here:

She stared a the body on the ground, not looking up at him.

“... there’s blood on my shoes, and your brain ... a hell of a Freudian slip.”

Perhaps clearly this was the great love of his life. The thrill of taking a life. And she’d never compare.

[niifelheim]

🍨+ zsasz (make him tasttyyyy)

Send “🍨+ A Character” and I’ll design a dessert after them || accepting

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The Zsasz Surprise

85% dark chocolate surrounding a zesty core of champagne-flavored sorbet. With pop rocks.*

* Please note that every third Zsasz Surprise contains a small trigger grenade. That’s the surprise part. Every single one of the people interviewed said it was worth the gamble.

[gothamincarnate]

azsaszin replied to your post “i was looking up googly eyes to bug @hawaiisavior and i found this...”

for a second i thought this was victor and i was like WHUT

victor and lex in the club together just being absolute drunk/high bastards