#aztalks

[clintnatasha]

headcanon that clint and natasha are banned from playing never have i ever with the other avengers because they kept putting fingers down for the craziest stuff like “assassinated someone with royal blood while on camelback” or “conned the mafia into stealing art for shield” and they’d refuse to say anything except like “lmaoooo that’s corsica for you” or “*shrugs* the desert amirite” and it drove everyone crazy

[azellene]

uurgh…just one more month before we makei t to december….girl come on….

[clintnatasha]

i honestly really love that even though kate is filthy rich and the bishops own a whole mansion she has one (1) set of cutlery… like she might be in an astronomically different tax bracket from me but the College Student Spirit within us is the same

[clintnatasha]

“i asked chatgpt—” ok well i asked strike team delta and they just laughed and made an inside joke about budapest that no one understood

[clintnatasha]

no thoughts just natasha on a rescue mission finally finding clint and her first instinct is to look him over and catalogue all his injuries but he just cradles her face with his bloody hands and says stop. stop. tasha look at me. i missed you

[clintnatasha]

“i never see you at the club” okay? well i never see you in hiding in the budapest, hungary metro nyugati subway station ceiling vents in 2008 after blowing up the red room headquarters and shooting it out with the hungarian special forces?? we’re playing some sick assassin tic tac toe/hangman games up here

[clintnatasha]

mcu clint looks so much like his mom it fucks me up… cause do you think every time he looks in the mirror he sees the woman who believed in his sharpshooting before anyone else? the woman he put in jail because he just had to do the right thing?? the mother who was killed by a man whose last name he carries???

[clintnatasha]

i just really really really really really love natasha romanoff