Make more of the Sakamakis groupchat please it’s hilarious 🙏🙏
hiii! I’m so happy you like my work!!! Sorry for taking so long 😭😭 I’ve had so much going on in life I haven’t been able to write for such a long time. I hope you will enjoy anyhow!!!
Sakamaki brothers x reader x Mukami brothers
Groupchat edition part 3!
I know this might not make fully sense, but I do love some chaos😜
Group Chat: “Sakamaki Household (DO NOT CHANGE NAME)”
Ore-sama🌟: OI SNACKPACK WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR NECK?? SnackPack🩷: what Ore-sama🌟: DON’T PLAY DUMB THAT’S A BITE MARK
HoleInTheWall🥀: … HoleInTheWall🥀: who the hell bit you.
RulesAndRegrets📚: Explain. Immediately.
LoverBoy💋: Oh my~ looks like someone had a very exciting night ❤️
Teddy4Life🧸: WHAT?! Teddy4Life🧸: WHO DID IT 😭
SleepyFang😴: …why is everyone yelling.
Ore-sama🌟: SOMEONE BIT SNACKPACK Ore-sama🌟: AND IT WASN’T ME
HoleInTheWall🥀: you sound disappointed about that.
Ore-sama🌟: I AM
SnackPack🩷: you guys it’s not a big deal—
RulesAndRegrets📚: It absolutely is. RulesAndRegrets📚: Unauthorized feeding is unacceptable.
LoverBoy💋: Mmm~ “unauthorized,” he says. LoverBoy💋: Are you jealous, Reiji-kun? ❤️
RulesAndRegrets📚: Don’t be absurd.
Teddy4Life🧸: SHE’S MINE YOU CAN’T JUST BITE HER!!
Ore-sama🌟: WAIT WAIT WAIT Ore-sama🌟: WHAT IF IT WAS SHU
SleepyFang😴: …
SleepyFang😴: i just woke up.
Ore-sama🌟: THAT SOUNDS SUSPICIOUS
HoleInTheWall🥀: yeah actually it does.
SnackPack🩷: IT WASN’T SHU
LoverBoy💋: Oh? So you do know who it was~
SnackPack🩷: I—
Ore-sama🌟: AHA Ore-sama🌟: CONFESSION TIME 😈
Teddy4Life🧸: TELL US RIGHT NOW
RulesAndRegrets📚: Y/N.
SnackPack🩷: …
SnackPack🩷: maybe it was one of you
Ore-sama🌟: IT WAS ME WASN’T IT 😎
HoleInTheWall🥀: shut up
LoverBoy💋: Oh my~ this is getting interesting ❤️
RulesAndRegrets📚: I am going to regret this conversation.
Ore-sama🌟: OKAY EVERYONE CALM DOWN Ore-sama🌟: we can figure this out logically 😎
HoleInTheWall🥀: you don’t even know what logically means.
Ore-sama🌟: RUDE
Ore-sama🌟: but seriously SnackPack it was me right
SnackPack🩷: why do you want it to be you so badly
Ore-sama🌟: because I’m ore-sama obviously
LoverBoy💋: Fufu~ Ayato-kun… wouldn’t you know if you bit them? ❤️
HoleInTheWall🥀: yeah. HoleInTheWall🥀: ayato wouldn’t you know if you bit them?
Ore-sama🌟: …
Ore-sama🌟: NOT NECESSARILY
RulesAndRegrets📚: That makes absolutely no sense.
Ore-sama🌟: WHAT IF I BIT THEM AND FORGOT
HoleInTheWall🥀: you’re an idiot
SleepyFang😴: agreed
Teddy4Life🧸: THIS ISN’T FUNNY
Teddy4Life🧸: someone BIT them
Teddy4Life🧸: THAT’S VERY IMPORTANT
LoverBoy💋: Oh? Are you jealous, Kanato-kun?
Teddy4Life🧸: YES 😭
RulesAndRegrets📚: Enough.
RulesAndRegrets📚: Y/N, describe the bite.
SnackPack🩷: …describe it?
RulesAndRegrets📚: Depth, placement, timing.
Ore-sama🌟: REIJI WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT
LoverBoy💋: I’m actually very interested in the answer ❤️
SnackPack🩷: it was last night
HoleInTheWall🥀: …
HoleInTheWall🥀: last night?
Ore-sama🌟: WAIT
Ore-sama🌟: EVERYONE WAS HOME LAST NIGHT
Teddy4Life🧸: THAT MEANS IT WAS ONE OF YOU
LoverBoy💋: My my~ a mystery within the mansion ❤️
SleepyFang😴: i was sleeping
Ore-sama🌟: suspicious
SleepyFang😴: i sleep every day.. and night
Ore-sama🌟: still suspicious
RulesAndRegrets📚: I was in my study.
HoleInTheWall🥀: I was outside.
Teddy4Life🧸: I was with Teddy.
LoverBoy💋: I was having a lovely evening stroll~
Ore-sama🌟: okay but NONE OF THAT PROVES ANYTHING
Ore-sama🌟: SNACKPACK
Ore-sama🌟: WHO WAS IT
SnackPack🩷: …
SnackPack🩷: maybe you should guess
LoverBoy💋: Oh this will be fun ❤️
HoleInTheWall🥀: great
RulesAndRegrets📚: I already regret this
Ore-sama🌟: ALRIGHT I’VE FIGURED IT OUT
HoleInTheWall🥀: this should be good
Ore-sama🌟: IT WAS SUBARU
HoleInTheWall🥀: WHAT
Ore-sama🌟: you’re tall Ore-sama🌟: you’re quiet Ore-sama🌟: you’re weirdly intense
Ore-sama🌟: AND SNACKPACK’S TYPE WAS “TALL QUIET AND MEAN”
HoleInTheWall🥀: shut up
HoleInTheWall🥀: I didn’t bite them
LoverBoy💋: Oh? You sound very defensive~ ❤️
HoleInTheWall🥀: because you’re all idiots
Teddy4Life🧸: I THINK IT WAS LAITO
LoverBoy💋: Ara~? Why me?
Teddy4Life🧸: YOU BITE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME
LoverBoy💋: Well that’s just slander~
Ore-sama🌟: nah that’s literally true
RulesAndRegrets📚: Enough childish accusations.
RulesAndRegrets📚: If we approach this rationally—
Ore-sama🌟: OH MY GOD REIJI IT WAS YOU
RulesAndRegrets📚: WHAT
Ore-sama🌟: you’re being WAY TOO INVESTED IN THIS
HoleInTheWall🥀: he does sound suspicious
LoverBoy💋: My my~ Reiji-kun sneaking around at night? How scandalous ❤️
RulesAndRegrets📚: This is absurd.
SleepyFang😴:
SleepyFang😴: maybe it was snackpack
Ore-sama🌟: what
SleepyFang😴: maybe they bit themselves
SnackPack🩷: shu that’s not how that works
SleepyFang😴: worth asking
Ore-sama🌟: OKAY NEW THEORY
Ore-sama🌟: IT WAS KANATO
Teddy4Life🧸: WHAT?!
Ore-sama🌟: YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH SNACKPACK
Teddy4Life🧸: THAT DOESN’T MEAN I BIT THEM 😭
LoverBoy💋: It kind of does~
RulesAndRegrets📚: We are wasting time.
RulesAndRegrets📚: Y/N clearly knows who it was.
Ore-sama🌟: YEAH
Ore-sama🌟: SNACKPACK
Ore-sama🌟: CONFESS 😈
SnackPack🩷: …
SnackPack🩷: maybe I liked it
Teddy4Life🧸: WHAT
Ore-sama🌟: WHAT
HoleInTheWall🥀: WHAT
RulesAndRegrets📚: WHAT
LoverBoy💋: Oh my~ ❤️
SleepyFang😴: interesting
Teddy4Life🧸: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKED IT 😭
Ore-sama🌟: HOLD ON
Ore-sama🌟: SOMEONE HERE BIT YOU
Ore-sama🌟: AND YOU LIKED IT
HoleInTheWall🥀: that’s not helping
RulesAndRegrets📚: Y/N, your wording is extremely concerning.
LoverBoy💋: Oh my~ our little SnackPack enjoyed themselves ❤️
SleepyFang😴: this chat got loud again
SnackPack🩷: you guys are overreacting
Ore-sama🌟: OVERREACTING??
Ore-sama🌟: SOMEONE STOLE MY—
RulesAndRegrets📚: Finish that sentence carefully.
Ore-sama🌟: …
Ore-sama🌟: MY OPPORTUNITY
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MetalBat📚: Good evening.
Ore-sama🌟: WHAT
HoleInTheWall🥀: why are THEY here
RulesAndRegrets📚: Who added the Mukami brothers to this chat?
BoomStar🎤: Oooh~ looks like we walked in at the perfect time 💙
Teddy4Life🧸: GET OUT
SleepyFang😴: annoying
MetalBat📚: My apologies for the intrusion. MetalBat📚: We were invited.
SnackPack🩷: …
Ore-sama🌟: SNACKPACK
Ore-sama🌟: WHAT DID YOU DO
HammerFarmer🌽: heh
HammerFarmer🌽: ya really wanna know where they were last night?
HoleInTheWall🥀: …
RulesAndRegrets📚: Explain.
BoomStar🎤: Oh, this is fun already~
MetalBat📚: If you must know…
MetalBat📚: Y/N spent the evening with us.
Ore-sama🌟: WHAT
Teddy4Life🧸: WHAT
HoleInTheWall🥀: WHAT
RulesAndRegrets📚: WHAT
SleepyFang😴: …
LoverBoy💋: Oh my~ ❤️
Ore-sama🌟: YOU HALF BLOODS BIT THEM??
MetalBat📚: I never said that.
BoomStar🎤: But someone definitely did~
HammerFarmer🌽: yeah
HammerFarmer🌽: question is
HammerFarmer🌽: which one of us
Teddy4Life🧸: YOU MONSTERS 😭
HoleInTheWall🥀: which one of you did it
Ore-sama🌟: YEAH
Ore-sama🌟: WHO BIT SNACKPACK
ScarBaby🩸: …
ScarBaby🩸: I could tell you
ScarBaby🩸: but
ScarBaby🩸: it’s more fun watching you argue
Ore-sama🌟: I KNEW IT
Ore-sama🌟: I KNEW YOU HALF BLOODS WERE INVOLVED
MetalBat📚: Such hostility. We only joined a conversation.
RulesAndRegrets📚: You joined a private household chat.
BoomStar🎤: Relax, glasses~ we’re just enjoying the drama 💙
HoleInTheWall🥀: stop dodging the question
HoleInTheWall🥀: which one of you bit them
HammerFarmer🌽: heh
HammerFarmer🌽: ya act like we’d just hand that info over
Ore-sama🌟: BECAUSE YOU WILL
Ore-sama🌟: SNACKPACK IS OUR—
RulesAndRegrets📚: Finish that sentence very carefully, Ayato.
Ore-sama🌟: …
Ore-sama🌟: OUR FRIEND
LoverBoy💋: My my~ such restraint ❤️
Teddy4Life🧸: THEY BELONG WITH US 😭
BoomStar🎤: Oh? Possessive much?
MetalBat📚: Fascinating.
SnackPack🩷: you guys are making this way bigger than it is
Ore-sama🌟: BIGGER THAN—
Ore-sama🌟: YOU GOT BIT BY THE ENEMY
SleepyFang😴: this chat got loud again
SleepyFang😴:
SleepyFang😴: did you enjoy their company
SnackPack🩷: shu why would you ask that
SleepyFang😴: curious
BoomStar🎤: Ooooh~ now that’s an interesting question
MetalBat📚: Indeed.
SnackPack🩷: …maybe
Ore-sama🌟: THIS IS A DISASTER
HoleInTheWall🥀: unbelievable
Teddy4Life🧸: TRAITOR 😭
RulesAndRegrets📚: Control yourselves.
HammerFarmer🌽: look
HammerFarmer🌽: if it helps
HammerFarmer🌽: they came willingly
Ore-sama🌟:
Ore-sama🌟: I’M GOING TO YOUR MANSION
RulesAndRegrets📚: You are doing no such thing.
Ore-sama🌟: I’M GONNA FIND OUT WHICH ONE OF YOU DID IT
BoomStar🎤: Oh please, redhead
BoomStar🎤: you couldn’t handle the answer anyway
ScarBaby🩸:
ScarBaby🩸: maybe
ScarBaby🩸: the real question
ScarBaby🩸: isn’t who bit them
ScarBaby🩸: but
ScarBaby🩸: why they let it happen
SnackPack🩷: …
SnackPack🩷: you guys are ridiculous
SnackPack🩷: it was just a bite
Ore-sama🌟: JUST A BITE?!
Sooooo… who do you think did it?















