#b99 reference

[tanibites]

Raph takeover for @weeklymagmas

Kinda part two of this

Apparently RiseX2012 crossovers are just random clips from sitcoms

[fleurizo]

doodle dump from twt

[pottermagiczz]

Remus and Sirius, at Hogsmeade, having drinks

Sirius, suddenly remembering about his detention with McGonagall: Oh shit, I have to go. *stands up and is about to leave*

Remus: Aren't you forgetting something?

Sirius: *pauses to look at him for a moment, then slowly and unsurely kisses Remus on the head and runs off while furiously blushing*

Remus:

Remus, totally flustered: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you??

[simpingcorner]

Imagine Azriel and the Inner Circle meeting the girliest, shyest, most innocent, never even held hands romantically, sweet ray of sunshine, spring and flowers loving reader.

And everyone just decides they have to protect her from the world.

Only for her to turn out to be the freakiest, nerdiest, brattiest person in the world. And only Azriel knows.

Imagine her telling Azriel the freakiest, kinkiest thing ever. And him slowly losing his mind because he knows noone will ever believe she said something like *THAT*

Literally them

[havannanocaute]

Weeeeeeell in canon, Dan and Clockwork know each other but the show didn't explain how they met

Soooooo

How much did Dan get on Clockwork's nerves to make this deity of time decide to recode/reboot the main timeline? Only bc Dan le rompio las pelotas a Clockwork... Did Dan have the same ambition as Vlad, believing himself to be an Indiana Jones (besides destroying everything around him like an apocalyptic hurricane) prowling the Ghost Zone looking for strange things like Vlad did? Did he encounter Clockwork and do they fight? Did Clockwork get angry and yell, "okey That's enough, you bastard! I'm going to check your file and see where you came from!"

It got me thinking about a few things

[paracosmicka]

CW for like….labor (not work related) (labor as in pregnancy and birth) (sorry to that one person in the comments I confused) terms ig? Idk lol but this is part 1 of Shadow going into labor with Spectral. If the dialogue is familiar it’s bc all the funny bits are copied from that one B99 episode (season 3 episode 8, it’s where Terry’s wife goes into labor and shenanigans ensue) bc I feel like the vibes could fit with Team Dark

okay here you go (AND NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF ME I’M ANGRILY POINTING AT MY IRLS)

[yasministration]

48 hours - jake peralta

summary: based on s.1 ep.7, in which jake peralta arrests a man with zero evidence, and only has the comforting presence of his girlfriend to soothe his worries. wc: 1k+ cw: suggestive comments.

These past 48 hours have maybe been the most miserable ones you’ve ever lived through. For the sake of staying professional, you don’t usually take cases with Jake unless Holt explicitly commands you to, but being in a relationship, that rarely happens. That gives you the honour of witnessing your boyfriend’s mistakes from a safe distance, and to receive pats on the back in forms of humiliating comments from Gina when it’s just a little too embarrassing to handle. Tonight though (or should you say the past two days), you can’t help but join in on the team’s disappointment.

One arrest made, zero evidence. And now, 48 hours until the perp is released.

On the bright side, your boyfriend is a cop too, so it’s not like he’ll be mad that you have to cancel your date. On the downside, your boyfriend is the one who got you in this situation, and now you’re mad that he didn’t just get your date cancelled, but got you stuck in the precinct for a little longer than preferable by anyone. Again with the brighter side though, at least you’re not in Amy’s position. In all aspects, not just the fact that her own date got cancelled with a man who won’t understand the importance of her job.

“I know he’s your boyfriend, but I want to slice a knife through Jake’s stomach and watch his guts leak onto the floor, then stuff them back into his body through his mouth.”

“Don’t worry, I’m mad at him too.” Rosa hums at your response to her comment, and the both of you stare as Jake rubs his eyes at his desk, speaking incoherently to himself. In front of him, Amy has already changed out of her pretty pink dress for the second time tonight and is glaring at Jake with an expression there isn’t a word for yet.

Jake pushes his chair away from his desk, eyes desperately searching around the bullpen. When Charles pops up by his side and Jake keeps searching, you know there’s only one person he’s looking for. You push yourself off the kitchen counter and begin making your way to the printing room, fully aware that Jake’s eyes will find you when you walk by. And of course, his footsteps begin to follow you the instant you pass his desk.

Jake shuts the door to the printer room behind him despite the glass windows offering zero privacy anyway, then brings his hands to your waist, eyes pleading for comfort from you even though he fully knows you’re upset with his actions too. But everyone makes mistakes, and Jake just so happens to be the unfortunate detective who made an arrest with zero evidence on a friday night. You open your arms, which he easily falls into, bringing his face in the crook of your neck, but all you can manage is a sweet “It’s okay baby, let’s just focus on the case and hopefully we can go home soon.”

Jake pulls away from the hug, face coloured in guilt. “See, I ruined your day too.”

“My day hasn’t been ruined, I was just looking forward to spending time with you.” Jake frowns, and you bring your hands down to his biceps, squeezing them once before letting him go. “Come on, we’ll solve this case and go home, okay?”

“Mine or yours?” He asks, hands sliding to your hips and squeezing them twice. “Mine, obviously.”

“Obviously.” He echoes with a quick tilt of his head. A small smile on your face has Jake quickly stealing a kiss from you, and he quietly repeats "Obviously." You nod, face becoming serious, and Jake purses his lips before leaving the room. You sigh, shutting your eyes for a short moment as you suppress a yawn, hands flying to cover your mouth. Jake better solve that case within the next twenty minutes, you think, otherwise you might be the person ending up in the holding cell. If Rosa doesn’t get to him first.

The second you leave the room though, you’re interrupted by Jake running past you with a thick folder. You return to the bullpen with wide eyes and high hopes, observing Amy in her clean suit and hoping she’ll be able to wear her nice dress again at some point. Though, in the mess of half eaten pies and the dark stain left on the bottom of the dress to mark the traumatic event, you doubt she will.

But of course, Jake always sticks to his word — even though he’s wrong the first or second or third time, and twenty minutes later everyone is dressed and ready to go home. While everyone stuffs themselves in the elevator, Jake chuckles, asking “So does anyone want to get drinks? On me?”

Rosa nods towards you, and Jake turns around to catch your eye as she calls out “We’re all still mad at you, but it’s only important for you to make it up to one person right now.”

“I’d like a margarita, please.” You request, slinging your bag over your shoulder. Jake breathes out a laugh, and he comes towards you to wrap his arm around your waist, bringing you close to him. “You can get as many margaritas as you like. Until — you know — you’re climbing on top of me and begging for all of this hot stuff.”

“That was really upsetting to watch.” Amy groans at Jake's crude gesture as the elevator doors begin closing with a squeak. Charles, with a wide grin, immediately retorts with “Their love is beautiful, you’re just upset that you’re not going to be making love to anyone tonight.” That triggers loud protests from the team, and you're suddenly happy that there isn't space for you and Jake on that same elevator.

You wait until the elevator doors have closed all the way before you turn towards your boyfriend, mumbling “Charles’s comment almost ruined it for me, and I hate to boost your ego, but give me two drinks and I will be climbing you like a tree.” Jake grins as you press a kiss to his cheek, then turns to catch your lips in a short kiss. “Hey, maybe we can have a quick trip to the file room, then the print room, then we go to the bar for those margaritas, and then back to yours?”

“We can skip a couple of those steps.” Jake smiles giddily, tilting his head to the side and suggesting “Skip the bar, you mean?”

“Absolutely not.”

[niks-does-art]

I hope the text is legible lol

redraw of this meme :)