#bab meme

[takinglifebytheantlers-archive]

👶🏽

Thunderhoof was surprisingly gentle with the load in his arms, so unlike the way he begrudgingly heaved the things Steeljaw would command him to carry and throw onto the ground in a moment of rebellion. For all his fussing that he hated children, it was still unimaginable--completely out of the question--that he’d ever actually wound one, even if it were by mere accident.

Still, just because he’d be nice to the bitlet didn’t mean he wanted it.

“Hey, uh--you’re kinda treated like a kid, right?” The ever-so rude question. Classy. “So you outta know how to take care of it. You’s take it.”

[takinglifebytheantlers-archive]

👶 /im always a slut for rp memes/

To any organic campers in the woods, please pay no mind to the loud stomping and what sounds like a metallic wailing of a baby. It’s simply a robot alien trying to find the chump that set this screaming devil-child at his door step.

“--You,” came the moosecon’s voice, approaching the only other Cybertronian he had found. Really, there was no reason to think the spawn belonged to this guy, Thunderhoof just knew it clearly wasn’t anyone from the pack. Longarm was only the first suspect. “Take back your fuckin’ kid.”