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DC! Jujutsu Kaisen x Batman! Reader AU pt 1

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⋆˚꩜｡ batman! reader who is a flirty playgirl who spends money left and right by morning and the "Batman" by night, hiding her gender and identity with a modified suit and built-in voice changer

⋆˚꩜｡ catwoman! toji who is intrigued by both identities, much to your chagrin (and, sometimes, wary acceptance). he chases ms. wayne and runs away from the batman, leading to more headache than he's worth. but he comes from a large crime family and is used to a certain lifestyle, how else is a guy like him supposed to make money in Gotham city?

⋆˚꩜｡ superman! gojo who, despite all his power and feats, is frustrated by his inability to discern who you are and is even more frustrated with the fact that you seem to distrust him, so desperate to get in your good graces. so so so desperate

⋆˚꩜｡ talia al ghul! geto who aides his father and your former mentor, Kenjaku, in their goal of wiping the planet of who they have dubbed the world's greatest plight: humanity. he also eagerly hopes to get you onto their side and join them in reshaping the world and in repopulating it

⋆˚꩜｡ two-face! hiromi who grew up with you and has been your best friend growing up since boarding school. through it all, he has had his struggles with mental health and you had always been there for him. it's too bad you never saw the terrible schoolboy crush he had on you. but he figured he could always wait for "the right time". that was until his first year as district attorney, with a case that should've ended in conviction,had it not been for Gotham's crooked justice system. this case drove him insane to the point of going after the criminal himself, resulting in an accident that left half his body scarred. this caused him to finally snap and the birth of the split personality "judgeman".

⋆˚꩜｡ joker! naoya who is an insane freak. a wannabe edgy, "dark humor comedian" who luckily comes from a large crime family with a lot of money. he lives life without consideration for the world around him, killing whoever, taking whatever, blowing up anything. he views Batman as the epitome of an alpha male, someone on par with him and his cousin. the problem is you don't laugh at any of his jokes, you keep getting in the way of his plans, and you cause certain... feelings to rise up. but he's not gay so shut up !!!!!!!

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or

toji = catwoman cus money

gojo = superman cus powers

geto = talia cus killing humans

hiromi = two-face cus law

naoya = joker cus psycho

and obvs we the reader r batman cus aura 😼 oh hell yea

also pls enjoy the song i linked to the picture i think it rly fits batman reader 🤑 its play dead by björk

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batman! reader and catwoman! toji pt 1

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Batman! Reader who's parents are brutally murdered when she was a child and inherits all the weight of the Wayne name.

Batman! Reader who takes advantage of that name to use its immense wealth, connections, and prestige to uphold the ultimate oath: to protect each nook and cranny of the city where the light of justice doesn't reach.

Batman! Reader who designs her costume so that it can masculinize her body and uses a voice changer built into the larynx of the suit, deepening her voice, to disguise her identity further.

Batman! Reader who also designs a public persona as an irresponsible playgirl with too many boytoys to count and is the center of all of Gotham's gossip sites.

Batman! Reader who sends all said boytoys home after all the parties and crazy nights out, once the paparazzi get their fill, much to their confusion. What they don't know is that she has a job to do once most people go to bed.

Catwoman! Toji who has set his eyes on Ms. Wayne as the ultimate trick: a loose woman with too much of daddy's money and not enough inhibition to stop herself from throwing it away on whatever guy she wants to have on her shoulder.

Catwoman! Toji who hears from friends in the... profession that you aren't as easy as you seem. How can someone who literally has hired every one of his friends not be easy?

Catwoman! Toji who tries anyway. Tagging along with some professor or psychiatrist or whatever he can't remember the name of to a charity banquet that he doesn't even try to read the name of when he enters. His eyes scan for you in the ballroom while his date prattles on about work.

Catwoman! Toji who spots you, surprisingly alone, by the door, checking your watch and phone almost compulsively.

Catwoman! Toji who sneaks up on you, silently, as though his feet were paw and fur. When he taps you on the shoulder, he feels a bit of dissatisfaction from your lack of reaction. Typically, when he comes up from behind a girl - behind anyone - they jump ten feet in the air.

Catwoman! Toji who notices your discerning stare that disappears in a flash before morphing into a more confident look.

Catwoman! Toji who tries every trick in the book, who looks at you with his head angled just right, who lowers his voice to the perfect timber, who leans in close slowly as he talks, who noticed you were all by yourself and wanted to keep you... company.

Catwoman! Toji who coos about how boring his date is, and how he wishes he could spend some time with someone "better".

Catwoman! Toji who notices the mask slip again, a flash something that is the furthest thing from impressed as you defend his date as an accomplished whatever-the-fuck at wherever-the-fuck. He's too distracted to listen to your admonishment. Just what the fuck is he doing wrong?

Catwoman! Toji who hears a small beep from your watch and sees your shoulders slack. You excuse yourself politely and turn to the door.

Catwoman! Toji who grabs your wrist before he can stop himself. His brain screams at him for being a desperate idiot, what the fuck is he doing?

Catwoman! Toji who doesn't say anything as you stare at him, frustrated. Your eyes dart between him and something behind him, and that's all it takes for your gaze to shift from angrily glaring at him to analyzing something past his shoulder to eye fucking him with a big smile. You promise him that next time you two run into each other, then you can have some fun.

Catwoman! Toji who feels your index finger gently rub a circle into the wrist of the hand clasped on yours.

Catwoman! Toji who looks down at what your doing, utterly baffled by your hot and cold attitude as he feels your lips press into his cheek. His head jolts up in surprise, and he swears he sees fireworks and light surround you two. Words fail him as you slip out of his grasp and out the door.

Catwoman! Toji who is left gaping, never having had the game flipped on him so quickly. He turns around, slowly, in a daze before he sees a camera pointed right at him, another flash blinding him.

Catwoman! Toji who grabs the camera from the guy's hand, and, before the guy can protest, tells him to fuck. off.

Catwoman! Toji who watches the pap scuttle off awkwardly before going into the camera and looking at the pictures.

Catwoman! Toji who flips between two pictures taken seconds between each other: one where you are blatantly disgusted with him and one where you are looking at him with a heat in your eyes and a teasing smile. A heat that he feels pool beneath his face and almost boil over. He wipes his face, exasperated, before going back into the party, the memory of you never leaving his mind.

You may have escaped from his grasp tonight, but, if you think you're going to let that happen again, you've got another thing coming.

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this came to b bc i've been reading batman comics and read that one thing where gege said toji jumps from woman to woman and basically pimps himself out for money . yay!

also shoutout to all catboy toji patriots u da real birthday

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DC! Jujutsu Kaisen x Batman! Reader AU pt 2

:: pt 1 ::

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⋆˚꩜｡ bane! sukuna who is obsessed with strength - when he challenges anyone, they all fold in submission. Except for you, "Batman". You have taken him up on those challenges time and time again. Sometimes, you beat him at the game, and, sometimes, he wrecks you. Either way, you get up and try again, continually pushing against him. In his eyes, there is no fighter so stupidly honorable and determined in the whole world, though he personally has no value for "honor".

⋆˚꩜｡ commissioner gordon! nanami who spends many sleepless nights waiting for you on the rooftop of the Gotham Police Department. He hates working overtime, but, when it comes to you, he will do it. When you come, he tries to not let it take him by surprise, but you are always so quiet. So intimidating. He tries to not let it shake him because he knows, deep down, you're not the mask you wear every night. Beneath the surface there is a good man. When you leave, he tries to not let it disappoint him, but you always leave without another word. Had any other person constantly burned him, he may have been a bit more upset at their lack of professionalism, someone rude, someone unnecessarily dismissive. But not you. You are mystique. He knows you value him, and so still he waits for your appearing and disappearing act every night.

⋆˚꩜｡ scarecrow! shoko who is so bored. Bored and tired of every one and everything. Of work at Arkham where her colleagues and "patients" dismiss and look down on her, of teaching at her alma mater Gotham University where she was ostracized and forgotten throughout her undergraduate studies, of the social interactions where she knows no one thinks of her as important or worth remembering. None of them realized that she had the key to changing the future of psychiatric rehabilitation. Though a relatively foreign emotion to her, she realized that fear was the most effective treatment. Now, a mere glance into her tired eyes wreck the most difficult patients at Arkham into shaking, quivering messes. And she doesn't limit her treatments to when she is Dr. Ieiri. She follows the example of someone else by donning a costume herself. Someone who doesn't need glucocorticoids and sympathomimetic drugs to instill fear into the city.

⋆˚꩜｡ clayface! mahito who was once a petty criminal working for Kenjaku. He had always hated the world and shunned it, taking up the life as an assassin easily. Using those connections, he escaped an easy conviction in Gotham; however, leading District Attorney Higurama to chase him down in an attempt of vigilante justice. In an accident involving the DA and Batman, Mahito lost the ability to control his body, leaving him with a scarred, unstable, pale white form. This caused him to develop a severe obsession with the Batman - an obsession lying between misplaced appreciation and desire for vengeance.

⋆˚꩜｡ poison ivy! hanami who was born from the Earth a birch sapling. Hanami who grows up in the Gotham area, exposed to the dangers a sprawling metropolitan area has to nature: pollutants, flora upheaval, logging. With continued chemical runoff pollution, they slowly became mutated and aware of the harm humans posed to nature. Hanami developed a large, forceful body and became determined to be nature's protector via eco-terrorism. However, a certain, idiotic person keeps getting in the way. Hanami doesn't want to fight you; why do you force them to treat you as your people have been treating theirs? With brutality and violence? Can't you see why they are doing this?

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what if instead of breaking batmans back in a bad way, bane! sukuna broke batmans back in a freaky way 🤔🤔🤔

also oops another batman reader song rec linked in photo !! 🙈🙈 god im so embarrassed howd tat get there !!! its serpentskirt by cocteau twins