Aug 31, 2012
I think it'd be hard to date someone who's my brother's friend even if it was enough years from now that the age difference isn't a thing.
In my mind my brother is still this little kid in overalls with a choo-choo-train on the front carrying a raggedy stuffed bunny almost half his size around everywhere he goes and who runs screaming from butterflies because of that time my sister and I accidentally convinced him they were giant wasps out to eat him. (Look, it's not our fault that young children have trouble with sarcasm.)
His friends are this in my mind by association. I don't think anything can be done about that.
#Also my brother would hate me forever.#But mostly THEY ARE CHILDREN.#BABIES EVEN.#HOW ARE THEY ALLOWED TO DRIVE AND BE IN A BAND THEY'RE SO YOUNG.#HOW IS MY BROTHER ALLOWED TO BE A BAND MANAGER ISN'T HIS BEDTIME LIKE 7:00 STILL?#WHEN DID MY BROTHER GET TALLER THAN ME?#WHAT IS THIS TERRIFYING NEW WORLD WE LIVE IN WHERE MY BROTHER IS THINKING ABOUT COLLEGE?#SHOULDN'T HE BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT THE FIRST DAY OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL OR SOMETHING?