#babiesaregross

[ifeelsixfeettall]

Someone in the tags was asking if Zhaitan was a mother, so.

[sweetharte]

Baby's first complex... #lauraharteillustration #biguglyface #bigface #uglyface #uglybaby #muffintop #pajamas #betterwhittlethatdown #lilfatty #shesamonster #babiesaregross

[crackiehatesfeet]

Boogers and boys. I knew. But I didn’t KNOW. You know? [#ad] * @oogiebear sent us this amazing tool for fishing out crusties from toddler noses. It’s made so it can’t be inserted too far. So instead of perpetual fingers up the nose. They get their #oogiebear. WAAY less gross. * Plus, it is amazing at removing ear wax. Cause one of my twins has crazy waxy ears. Which is weird - cause the other one not so much. * * * #babiesaregross #momlife #mommyblogger #fortbirthday #momoftwins #twinmom #twicethenoses #oogiebear #somanyboogers #earwax #tinynoses #congestedbaby #tinyears #twinning #momhacks #momtools #newbabyessentials #babyshowergift #newmomessentials (at Oxford, Maryland)

[elyssaphillips]

I'd like to think my hair would actually look that good if I really did decide to procreate. Thank you @mindyprojecthulu ! #setlife #livingthedream #themindyproject #hulu #babiesaregross (at Los Angeles, California)

[fairishfairy]

Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly then send this to your 10 favorite followers! :D (if you want)

Awwwww yay this is sweet <31. I smell good (or so I’ve been told, but it’s such a nice thing to be told that you smell good by strangers or coworkers).

2. I haven’t had a problem with my hair in over 4 years, and I haven’t had a bald spot since I’ve been in college! I can part my hair anywhere on my head and not worry!

3. I wear lipstick well.

4. (Most) babies like me and want me to hold them (aka be their human sized tissue ‘cause apparently my bosoms are great for wiping boogers on).

5. I have the bestestestest friend and a very good boyfriend and I feel like I’ve done a good job in choosing them. Or have they chosen me. HMMMMMMM…

[thesmithstreetbland]

a party full of people giving birth, a labor party

this is an original joke please do not steal