Adventures of No-No & Friends

A document of the journeys and happenings of a Sylvari and her pet Human. -------------------------------------------- (A blog for ridiculous Guild Wars 2 things.)

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You're damn right.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but the decorating bees can hold things and do stuff.

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That one part of the roof that puts you in /say range of the roleplayers.

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In case anyone was wondering, Splash Meatface still exists. Sorry about that.

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When they ask if you're in the mood to spice things up and roast some flesh and this is what they actually got you doin'.

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Asura communication be like-

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"I can't believe ArenaNet made a homestead T-shirt." "I can't believe ArenaNet didn't make a home instance T-shirt." "Great news, I am making a home instance T-shirt."

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Yeah man, just make sure you do it at night because that is when the Trogdor comes. You know, for authenticity.

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"I can't believe ArenaNet made a homestead T-shirt." "I can't believe ArenaNet didn't make a home instance T-shirt." "Great news, I am making a home instance T-shirt."

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Good.

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WHO HURT HIM?

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Stinky.

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Love moments like this. Dude with ultra eye-melting endgame armor and cash shop cosmetics approaches me at an open-world event and declares: I'll cover this side. We're fixing a leak in a water pipe. Cover it with what, I wonder? Peanut butter? I say nothing. He towers above me like a god of particle effects and high-effort achievements. Who am I to question him? I watch as he proceeds to decimate a bunch of mobs, but not pick up/throw the items they drop which is what the event requires. He posts ??? several times. Then he watches me pick up a single object in my weak little open-world hands, throw it, and complete the event. As the (mediocre) loot and XP sparkles down on everyone in the event radius, he says, somewhat meekly: ..oh.

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Don'tlookoveryourshoulder Don'tlookoveryourshoulder Don'tlook-

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Raise your Asura right: Freerange Peets

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Happy Blartch, to those who celebrate.