#babysitting 101

[shitpostempire]

[rosetintedvirgin]

Kids are so wild. I just witnessed a 2 year old eating a puddle of ketchup and a 5 year old using a batman toy as a fork to feed himself a hotdog. This is the best dinner I have ever prepared.

[tofiveofive]

if there’s one thing I wouldn’t recommend it’s making breakfast while you and your cousins watch Mulan

LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! TO DEFEAT— [smashes mug down on bench] …the Huns…

[chronicallycal]

Before feeling comfortable enough to try for a baby, Kate feels she must get over the phobia she has of being alone with kids, so Castle organizes a weekend over which she'll babysit four children, in order to help her get over that fear. The only problem is, the kids aren't exactly fond of babysitters, and are rather fond of pranks.

[oddlydone]

So today I was watching this kid and his family happens to be Jehovahs witnesses and he was telling me how it's "Satans world and we're living in it" and how he's "trying to make us all evil" (not even kind of kidding) And he goes "you know, satan!" And I couldn't really understand most of what he was saying until that point so I responded, "Oh satan I know him!" And the kid had the most terrified look on his face and I realized I meant I had heard of him, not that I personally know the devil.....

[girlslifemag]

With a great babysitting job comes great responsibility, but sometimes it's not all smooth sailing. GL's got your guide to sticky sitter sitches including if the dad hits on you (gross). 

[tampondiscomfort]

i want to babysit to get some money, but on the same token it's like i don't want to change a diaper, i don't want to clean up your child's piss when it leaks out of its pull-up onto its leg and your carpet flooring, i don't want to make your child dinner bc i will feed them raw chicken and they will die and i really don't need a lawsuit on my hands, and i really don't want to have to sit on your child to make them become unconscious and tell you they're "sleeping"

[beboldasbrass]

What the fuck is this adventure time show? This can hardly be considered a children's show. I'm torn between thinking its hilarious and thinking its disturbing.