#babysitting problems

[sluggoonthestreet]

Another terrible lizard thwarted by the Teething of the Shrew.

[justanoutlawfic]

Yeah, sure, totally fine that you're asking me to stay an hour later when you're 10 minutes late to begin with....

[gracegeorge]

Texting gen z is having to accept the most dry text messages and not taking offense to them hahah

[imjustdeliriousyoucantbeserious]

I’m ready to be done babysitting. I do not wish to be awake until two thirty am. But I love my friend and her baby and I need money. And he’s so cute omg. My heart and my ovaries.

[zochascribe]

Hey @mesoperi I need to go to bed

[deusexluna-blog]

Kid (10): I'm going outside to use the trampoline!

Me: good ok she's outside.

Kid (10): *bounces around and then sits on trampoline and goes on phone*

Me: >_>

Kid (12): I'm gonna go use the trampoline!

Kid (12): *lies down and uses phone*

Me: quickly learns that "trampoline" is a pre-teen euphemism for 'I'm gonna use my phone where you can't hear what I'm doing while on the trampoline'

Me: fucker 👍🏻

Me: at least she's outside

[story-of-a-colorado-girl]

Oh dear god

And this mom i nanny for just told me that she’s sending her two girls over to observe me watching the three kids tonight. I’m going to have 5 girls in the house plus me. I swear if the girls I nanny get the other kids all crazy I will flip the fuck out.

Today is not the day to mess with me. I’m tired and grumpy and completely drained.

[ladykagaakaifalloffalot]

Babysitting...

Sometimes babysitting means watching Dora the Explorer and yelling the answers at the TV.