#babyzilla

[takineko-arts]

I was told I needed to share my son's story worksheet with the world.

[venturiantaleincorrect]

Principal Buttkicker: You’re expelled.

BabyZilla: [Hands in gun and badge]

Principal Buttkicker: You’re a student how did you get those?

[wifeofhalloween]

35 weeks today friends 🖤 So I took a super cute photo of myself in the mirror but when I was getting ready to post it I realized my giant belly was under the mirror line and you couldn’t see it. I had to stand on my tiptoes to get this picture. I was laughing too hysterically to care how the photo turned out but the good news is that now you can all see what what my insides feel like. Insane amounts of raw, big chin energy, cackling, pure joy. Second photo is just what I look like when I wear actual clothes and not just my chonies 😹 Moony is in perfect health and will likely be in the NHL someday based on her measurements at the moment 🥰 #35weekspregnant #ivf #ivfsuccess #happiness #babyzilla https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfc4DGEFPgi/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[wifeofhalloween]

This weekend my Auntie Jeri and Prima @amandahernandez5705 held a family shower for us and our sweet little Moony. It was a warm, beautiful, and relaxing afternoon where we were loaded up with so many fantastic gifts, delicious food, family stories, and a few happy tears. Our lil’ mamacita will be SO loved when she arrives. Thank you so so much to my family who gave the shower, all who made it, and a big hug to my cousins who came from out of state. #babyq #babyshower #diaperpongboard #moony #babyzilla (at Hollister, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfVMIIxL3RM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[wifeofhalloween]

Last night was the most magical night, spent thoroughly saturated in love. I never thought we’d make it to a baby shower and I spent most of the night fighting tears from all the love we were surrounded by. Friends and family came from all over California to help us celebrate our sweet Moony and we can’t thank everyone enough. The moon even made a little peak through the clouds as we were opening gifts. @jessiekinlund and @linzclamanna made us feel like royalty. All of the personalized touches from the glasses to the favors to the stars and moons and my “I smell a child” sash 😹🥰 were incredibly thoughtful and perfectly romantic. The invitations and the thank you notes, each handmade by @hockey.mom.13 , are pure art and will be a keepsake forever. Our tiny rainbow miracle is already the luckiest babe in all the land. Thank you times a million 🖤 #babyzilla #moony #babyshower #magic #rainbowbaby #bestfriends #lunabloomhats https://www.instagram.com/p/Cec1rkkrATD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[wifeofhalloween]

We hit 30 weeks last Thursday! This little girl is measuring at 4lbs already and I still have 2 months to go 😳😹 all the doctors are very happy with her growth and general health. I actually lost weight this month which I find hard to believe considering how big the belly has gotten hahaha. Every two weeks when Moony gains a full pound Vlad is going to try a task with “her” strapped to his belly 😹 Only 10 weeks to go 🌜#babyzilla #30weekspregnant https://www.instagram.com/p/CeMOtO1p8QO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[wifeofhalloween]

I mean…come on 🫠 #babyzilla https://www.instagram.com/p/CdPuH8qu8Ac/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[wifeofhalloween]

Self portrait of the happiest woman on the planet. #babyzilla https://www.instagram.com/p/CdH8fpDr606/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=