#back off buddy

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Update, my toast still burnt. ITS WORSE THAN BEFORE.

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Lmao when I get unwarranted male attention after SCREaming that I'm a lesbian

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My husband always cooks the greatest meals <3

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I'm catching up on Walten Files, my brother walks in and asks, "so when does the sheep with the fat ass show up?"

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So much paper work… I have to get all of it done by tomorrow!

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I can't think of a good way to write it out but the dnd combat my group had tonight was absolutely wild and I came up with so many successful unconventional strategies that I'm still riding that high lol. One of the other players was like, "so Nathaniel was mvp this session right?"

Which of course made me feel good but also the rest of the team absolutely kicked ass and opened up all the opportunities for my bullshit to actually succeed. Not even mentioning the dm's spectacular improv to help resolve my actions.

I used a spell to make a caster drop his staff right off the bat, then my lava elemental familiar consumed it. Then next turn I used armor of agathys to make all the little ads tear themselves to pieces as they tried to hurt me. Then I used fused elemental cores to help transmute two earth elementals that had been sent to back us up in the fight, which turned them into magnetic elementals (my dm's an absolute madman and took less than a minute to come up with the transformation), then I crit and oneshot another one of the more threatening enemies after dropping a very relaxed, "back off buddy" cause I didn't expect to crit, let alone kill him.

This one I'm really astonished by, one of the new elementals was getting its ass kicked by the real big bad, stuck in the beasts mouth and getting torn to bits, but I was able to run up to it, jump into its magnetic sphere to touch it, and temporarily transmute it into a feather with another new spell, which let it float to safety while I sat there with a blade ward frantically hoping this psuedogod somehow misses me. And it fuckin crit fails on the first hit and rolls minimum damage on the second.

If superpowers were real mine would be luck lol, a couple sessions ago I nat20'd a death save for like the 8th time

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@proditeur​ replied to your post: small introduction

hi aggie i’m g and i love u

okay so excuse me i am married and i am currently not on the market so u need to back off. i have my wedding picture to prove what my partner will do to you if you don’t

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Ancient Magus Bride, before chapter 39: Elias is cute in a weird eldritch sort of way, a little over-protective but everyone has flaws

Ancient Magus Bride, after chapter 39: