Orange Juice justice

Taken by my beloved husband Paper. Idk who drew the fanart.

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The voices told me to do it :(

@crowned-oj i borrowed the butterknife, it might be a little bloody srry

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Wash it when you’re done.

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Update!!!

Gonna surprise Paper with a new gardening toolbox!!!

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@crowned-paper

yoourur ufukcign boyyrufirnd wowont llelet meinside the hsoostel

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Well… YOU KNOCKED MY MUG OFF MUG SHELF.

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I HAD NOO CLUE WHAT I WASW DOING DONT PLBMAE ME HWO WOUDL YOU FEEL IF YOU SUDDENLY GRE W LIKE 20x IN SIZE

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I would sell you to a SUSHI RESTAURANT.

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DOO YOU WANT ME TO REVEAL THE SECRET YOUR HIDING TO PAPER?!?!?11/?/!?

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I keep no secrets from Paper…

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@crowned-paper

yoourur ufukcign boyyrufirnd wowont llelet meinside the hsoostel

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Well… YOU KNOCKED MY MUG OFF MUG SHELF.

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I HAD NOO CLUE WHAT I WASW DOING DONT PLBMAE ME HWO WOUDL YOU FEEL IF YOU SUDDENLY GRE W LIKE 20x IN SIZE

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I would sell you to a SUSHI RESTAURANT.

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@crowned-paper

yoourur ufukcign boyyrufirnd wowont llelet meinside the hsoostel

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Well… YOU KNOCKED MY MUG OFF MUG SHELF.

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@crowned-balloon ITS BEEN AN HOUR WHERE ARE YOU? DID YOUR WEIGHT SHIFT AND YOU TOPPLED OVER LIKE A TURTLE AND NOW YOU CANT GET UP???

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IM IN MY ROOM!!! WITH OJ! HE TOOK AWAY MY PHONE!!!! WAAAHHHH

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WHAT WHY HUH

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He said I’m in big trouble for making a mess… BUT HE SAID SOMETHING ANOUG MY DEAD PARENTS THO IM ACTUALLY CRYINV WTFGF…

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im coming im coming hang on

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@crowned-balloon why is it snowing

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IDK IM REALLY UPSET

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Well I’m SORRY okay?! STOP DESTROYING MY HOTEL PLEASE 🙏

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YOURE NOT HELPING

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FINE! YOU WATCH HIM THEN!

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@crowned-balloon ITS BEEN AN HOUR WHERE ARE YOU? DID YOUR WEIGHT SHIFT AND YOU TOPPLED OVER LIKE A TURTLE AND NOW YOU CANT GET UP???

[crowned-balloon]

IM IN MY ROOM!!! WITH OJ! HE TOOK AWAY MY PHONE!!!! WAAAHHHH

[crownednickel]

WHAT WHY HUH

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He said I’m in big trouble for making a mess… BUT HE SAID SOMETHING ANOUG MY DEAD PARENTS THO IM ACTUALLY CRYINV WTFGF…

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im coming im coming hang on

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@crowned-balloon why is it snowing

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IDK IM REALLY UPSET

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Well I’m SORRY okay?! STOP DESTROYING MY HOTEL PLEASE 🙏

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I’m coming upstairs balloon! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO EXPLAIN!!!

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Oj... i think you might have selected the wrong tags 😅 the hashtags are supposed to spread love, positivity, and awareness of your message! Not... that.

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Paper. He could RUIN the hotel…

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I’m coming upstairs balloon! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO EXPLAIN!!!

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NO NO NO NOOOOO

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HEY NO LEAVE HIM ALONE BRO

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…………………….

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I’m coming upstairs balloon! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO EXPLAIN!!!

@crowned-balloon

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uhmmm @crowned-oj balloon just walked past the kitchen with bloody wings?! 😰

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WHAT?!

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i guess living is a crime against orange juices

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🖕

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Update, my toast still burnt. ITS WORSE THAN BEFORE.

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Just renovated some of the electrical devices in the kitchen. It’s looking GREAT, and functional too! Now the toaster won’t burn my toast every damn time I use it.

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How the fuck can you afford that stuff? You’ve been renovating left and right. How much money did Mephone GIVE you?!

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I really don’t see how that’s any of your business, buddy.

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Just renovated some of the electrical devices in the kitchen. It’s looking GREAT, and functional too! Now the toaster won’t burn my toast every damn time I use it.

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Balloon ?? Are you okay?? 😢

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I hope not.

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What the fuck bro. That’s actually terrible.

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i hope you trip on a rock OJ

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You hate him, tf?

I WAS THERE YOU CALLED HIM A FORGETTABLE BABY LIKE TWICE FIVE MINUTES AGO!

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i hate you more than him

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I don’t understand why Paper gets so attached to you all…

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Balloon ?? Are you okay?? 😢

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I hope not.

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What the fuck bro. That’s actually terrible.

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i hope you trip on a rock OJ

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You hate him, tf?

I WAS THERE YOU CALLED HIM A FORGETTABLE BABY LIKE TWICE FIVE MINUTES AGO!