a collection of sentence starters taken from hazbin hotel's season two soundtrack . edited to fit rp needs , adjust pronouns as necessary . warnings for swears , violence , drugs & alcohol mentions ,
β all our guests are family , β
β hey perv , hands off the chest , β
β you've made a great choice to save your soul , β
β if it isn't , then my whole life's been a fucking joke, β
β my friend died for no reason , & i'm never gonna cope from watching him get fucking murdered right in front of me last month ! β
β no , i can't make a fucking mai tai , β
β that scene was fucking boring , β
β i sense a drop of star potential , with a little boost that drip could turn torrential , β
β all you gotta do is trust us , β
β there's no such thing as being totally exposed , β
β get the fuck out of my building , β
β we'll pack up all their piety & redecorate , bet our tower would look powerful with pearlier gates , β
β once we're gods , i can't wait to say to everyone who doubted me , your doubting days are done ! β
β you'll be cornered , trapped & tortured , then i'll end you just for fun ! β
β you're gonna make so many new friends here , β
β no one here is like you , not one remotely like you , β
β do you have any enriched uranium ? β
β i'm in love with you , santa claus ! β
β no one here's addicted to crack ! β
β maybe that didn't help , actually , β
β what kind of leader can't tell good from evil ? β
β how could i trust in a justice so cruel & depraved ? β
β every transgression must serve as a lesson , β
β how can i be sure i don't repeat more massacre based on mistaken conceit ? β
β tell me how to atone , β
β if souls from damnation can earn their salvation , & find their forgiveness on high , how do i ? β
β think i'll let it go , forget & forgive ? β
β only a traitor could consider making peace , β
β no running's going to save you now , β
β an eye for an eye says you me a debt , β
β will you break thinking how you couldn't save her ? β
β i found home in those messy fights , β
β they say time heals all wounds , but the wounds are what i miss , β
β every brush with death meant much more than a kiss , β
β can you hear me calling from way the fuck down here ? β
β i'm bored as fuck without you , β
β i'm longing for just one night more of beating the piss out of you , β
β can you feel me falling , though i don't know if it's love , β
β the cuts are healed & scarring , but i still taste the blood , β
β i know i tried to kill you , but you tried to kill me too , β
β bid the booz adieu , β
β hey , ain't you that fancy whore ? β
β you're far from shameful , just misunderstood , β
β sounds like you could do with a little reminder of who you're talking to , β
β don't you forget , you are my pet , β
β since you made me disappear , my name inspires much less fear , β
β the moves you make are mine , & mine alone , β
β our rats have grown immune to being sprayed by mace , β
β you think your little mockery is gonna make me cry ? that i'm bawling about the past that could have been ? β
β you're at my mercy , cursed to watch me take it all , β
β you can try to squirm & struggle , & it wouldn't do a thing , β
β you're so obsessed with me , β
β you still need me like you did before , β
β by the time i've had my fun , you'll wish that you had stayed gone , β
β you two should just fuck already , β
β holy shit , is this true ? β
β i'm nearly a god , who are you ? β
β when we pay you a visit , we'll be bringing decimation that'll put you in caskets , β
β i am the avatar of your consequence , β
β gin never lies or fucks you over , β
β you play your final ace for a pretty face , β
β shut up , you know that i love you , but that's enough of this spiral , β
β we already found love in hell , the rest is easy , β
β where there's a will , there's a way , you just gotta slit a throat or two to make the weak obey , β
β trust me , & your future will be brighter , β
β mortality's a blade , swinging with no reason , no rhyme , β
β fear didn't drive you to weakness , β
β how does a guilty soul shed their sin ? β
β mistakes are innate to being human & alive , β
β when i'm with you , the rest is all easy , β
β you're broken from the start , no victory will ever be enough ,β
β you can say your last ' i told you so ' while i slit your throat , β
β i'm so fucking scared , β
β take my hand , never let go , β
β how can you be so cold hearted ? β
β how am i supposed to handle the pressure , it would have been better if i were anybody else , β
β too bad that i'm not your braver son , β
β swallow your pride , cast your bloodlust aside , β
β bitch , you better fall back , β
β why don't you help them , you double - dealing manipulator ? β
β what's in it for me , i don't work for free , β
β you really are a demon , pet , β
β oh fuck it , come on , β
