#back off pls

[criminalskies]

I love my roommate I do I swear but every single time I a) nap or b) have a coffee (that’s not first thing in the morning) he lectures me on fucking sleep and wakefulness as if I haven’t both gotten a degree in human physiology and AM IN THE PROFESSION/STUDY COURSE WITH THE MOST INFAMOUS FUCKING SLEEP DEBT KNOWN TO MAN.

[monaownsmyass]

Hi, I’m here to claim f!Asian Robin from Rising Tides before @ineedskyecrandall can

She’s so prettyyyyyy 👉🏻👈🏻

[sleepinbird]

cronus needs to leave mituna the fuck alone

[cosmicats]

GUY STOp TaLKING To me BEFORE I RIP MY FACE OFF I LITERALLY DONT WANT TO OKAY I SAID IT TO YOUR FACE And yA STILL CANT GRASP THE THAT FACT

[sporeblossom]

why do people think it’s ok to be like “if ur a smoker i hate you and you smell and you’re gross and you disgust me so much i throw up every time i see you, you are truly scum you piece of worthless trash” like i see that shit all the time and it’s SO rude and demeaning and disrespectful :-)

[lagoonmonsterlove]

Dudes in the library continuously asking you what you're doing while you have two books open in front of you and a notebook full of notes. ಠ_ಠ

[megkr]

My mom said advanced math is what's best for me and that as long as I did my best she wouldn't be upset She proceeds to yell at me for having a low grade bECAUSE I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL ON FRIDAY AND THE GRADES HAVEN'T BEEN PUT IN YET

[kurtbasturbate]

I do not ship Kitty with anyone

I ship her with myself thank you very much