Dunno Where Im Going, But At Least Its Forward

Alissa 20 taking life on by the horns right now. Always welcome to hear life advice. Snapchat: alpacadork (be warned, it’s only pics of my cat)

[sprachtraeume]

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

[parksandrectums]

I just love tall, skinny guys and idk why. Like muscle doesn’t matter to me at all.

[gruene-teufel]

[staurolith]

[37-battle-droids]

this fandom is tearing me apart

[talksick]

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[silverliningthe]

[forbiddenforrest]

[saccarinee]

Ok so… when am I going to get chased by my true love in a labyrinth of rosebushes at night after we snuck out of the ballroom?? bitch?

[gaysie]

this headline from 1936 is still absolutely correct.

[2lone]

this is oddly specific but does anybody ever have memories and u can’t tell if it was a dream, or actually happened?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

no one:

charmin bears: i fucking love???????????????????????shitting ??????????????

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

[insomniac-arrest]

new friend: gosh you are so intelligent and well-spoken

me: :)

me internally: you fool, that is because you are on level 2 friendship, by level 5 I will be mumbling nonsense and finishing every half-baked sentence with ‘ya know?’

[duckbunny]

basic friendship: we talk about issues in our lives and give each other advice

advanced friendship: same, but i always advise murder

[favorite-aesthetic]

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

[iobviouslygotit]

Me running to my kayak at 2am cause I need Oreos before the Wälmart closes

[solarsyrup]

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

[k25ff]

(art by soup-erb on Tumblr)

[catchymemes]

2010

2018

[donttouchthevoid]

fucking superb you funky little robot

[cheerbitch96]

I thought that first gif was 4 men trying to lift a car

[montparnassee]

Me, a romantic: candlelit dinners, blooming roses, tender kisses, love letters, longing looks, beating hearts

Me, a Romantic: sword fighting, bloody knuckles, messy hair, smudged lipstick, cold hands, fiery eyes

[bowieboosh]

Me, a romantic Romantic: gives my beloved the skull of my enemy with roses in the eye sockets

[astraldemise]

a stray cat showed up in my garden earlier and i named him todd howard as a joke but now i have to live with this because my stepfather just said “todd howard didnt eat the cat food i left out for him”

[astraldemise]

this is him

[hymnofvalefor]

op are there any updates on todd?

[astraldemise]

yes ! todd lives with us now and hes incredibly friendly and affectionate, here he is taking a nap on my bed

he also has a tendency to steal food, he slapped a slice of bread out of my hands and ran away to eat it recently