#back-flipping-anon

[blood-feathers]

Do you eat regular food or do you eat seeds as well???

*takes your glasses and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

Well actually, I- HEY!!

THAT'S IT! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!

[ask-the-red-fem-mercs]

Yo! What are y'all favorite drinks??

*throws a coffee maker at you and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

[thecozycamper]

Heya Lawrence! Do you also piss in jars?

*throws a box full of jars at you and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

"GAH- OI! Those were perfectly good jars, ya bloody...!" Sniper exclaims, reeling backwards to avoid the spray of shards and broken glass.

"Breakin' my stuff, flipping... hell of a warning, spy...-

Course I... well, I mean. Yeh.- ... Look, it's a proven survival tactic!"

[blood-feathers]

Hello Spy!! How often do you get drunk nowadays??

*takes your cigarettes and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

Not too oft---HEY!!!

PUT. IT. BACK.

(Dress countdown -- 3 asks remaining)