#backpack supremacy

[solarianloverboi]

Never doubt a dyke and their trusty strap backpack

[ihatetotebags]

Why tote bags are evil, a synopsis.

Now you may be wondering why I hate tote bags, they are environmentally friendly, more durable than plastic bags, and don’t kill turtles unless someone has like a reserve of tote bags waiting to pour them in the ocean but anyway back to the topic of tote bags and why they cause me pain. The sound. Every time you even touch a tote bag, it crunches and ckrunkles and it is the most painful sound to my ears. That is why rather than tote bags or plastic bags we should all use backpacks more often, why do only hikers, school children, and dads at Disneyland who just wanna go home get to enjoy them. Sure they’re a lil heavy but only if you put to much stuff