IHateToteBags

She/They Your local transbian, nerd, autistic person, cosplayer, demon lord, hellspawn, orb, enjoyer of things, creator of what I hope are funny posts, figment of your imagination, and best friend

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[ratghosttt]

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[wordfather]

me when i fucking GET you

[wordfather]

[loveridden1999]

everyday some part of my body is always hurting. i think i was evil in my last life

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

hate this site

[relishboi]

come sit down next to me idiot

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

[relishboi]

sit next to me right now. 

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i am, im sitting next to you right now

[relishboi]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[grzechny-aniol]

i hate when there's people in public areas

[i-am-a-fish]

I think I look kind of attractive when I'm frazzled and at my limit

[i-love-raw-pepper]

extremely stupid joke i just had to draw

[simplysnaps]

Sapphic Dynamic where the popular queen bee type is hopelessly in love with the weirdo girl that runs Anime Club. She's so down on herself, writing in her diary "Erin is so cool. She can beat Super Mario Brothers in under five minutes, she learned Japanese to read imported manga, and she runs an Anime Club even though nobody shows up. She's committed to that club longer than I've committed to a hair style. I just know about clothes and makeup, she'd be so bored by me. Oh what would I do for her attention?"

Her cheerleader friends are supportive, like "Are you kidding, girl? You played Sonic on your iPhone once! She's not out of your league!" but she still doubts if she'd be enough to keep up with Erin's zest for life.

"I went to Paris over Summer break, like some normie loser. Erin spent the entire Summer decompiling an abandonware point-and-click Nancy Drew game so she could port it to her Android phone. It's hopeless, she'd get bored of me in a week!"

[dontbelasagnax]

Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"

I went, "What. no. she/her."

"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"

I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"

"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."

She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."

"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."

With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"

"Yes, mom."

[savetheworldkissaplushie]

[terraswallows]

My yearning has evolved into something far more dangerous: I want a woman with enough confidence to completely ruin my ability to act normal.

I don’t want some vague little crush. I want a gorgeous, dominant woman or enby to walk into my life, look me dead in the eyes, call me pretty, and immediately make me forget every ounce of confidence I thought I had.

I want that “come here, sweetheart” energy. That effortless confidence. The kind where she knows exactly how flustered I am and just smiles because she knows she has me wrapped around her finger. Meanwhile I’m standing there, a hopelessly gay trans disaster, trying desperately to maintain some semblance of composure.

Honestly, why can’t a girl just appear like a side quest npc? Preferably one who takes one look at me and decides, “Yep. This one’s mine.” Because apparently my ideal dating strategy is just standing around being cute, trans, and extremely susceptible to confident women until one claims me.

God, I love women.

[lea-knows-the-devil]

teach your friends this NEW secret handshake! it goes like this:

touching tips

scissoring

foxgirls kissing

[papayajuan2019]

in of body experience

[girlrobot9000]

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[girlrobot9000]

i'm a girl now

[maxxie-or-smth]

half the thoughts i have aren't mine and i don't know where they're coming from

[garlickie]

[ultraluuminary]

[roboco-san]

[tatzelwurming]

girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack