#backslasher

[quality-backslasher]

Don't vote for status, vote for John. Unless you love capitalism. You filthy capitalist.

You're going to have to start from square 1 with your propaganda, mate. What does capitalism mean?

[quality-backslasher]

Hello???? Does anyone know how I vote??? Apparently elections have started today????

[quality-backslasher]

You can vote for John by submitting your ballet to @exclamania-news-network

And this one came from John.

[quality-backslasher]

Okay so to vote, you go to the news station to get a ballot, and put a mark of some sort in the box that says "Nefarious" next to it.

This one came from whoever Nefarious is, didn't it?

[quality-backslasher]

Actually, you can vote by putting in a vote for Nefarious to the ENN, since he will be keeping the anarchy that Exclamania already is.

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

[quality-backslasher]

the actual way to vote is to go to the news people, and submit a ballot with the name "Dave the sapient murder and torture tree" on it. He isn't actually a candidate, but I want him to win anyway

I've been completely wrong on my guesses so far, but this one may have been from Dave, whoever he is.

[quality-backslasher]

Nefarious literally plans to do absolutely nothing, he's just running so there's no other government. Pretty sure John's arguments are just so he can get into office, and Status just ripped off all of John's policies but slightly worse. Besides, I'm pretty sure John and Status are both capitalists.

I think I'm starting to understand this election.

[quality-backslasher]

You can vote by sending an ask to @exclamania-news-network , you should vote for John since he wants to establish free housing and food and water and universal basic income, he's even got the moon and the weather system itself to help him prevent natural disasters. Also the settings system is helping him

Okay maybe this one might have come from someone else. Not that bad of an argument, actually.