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[quality-backslasher]

changelog v(whatever number):

fixed bug where the settings tab didn't display

also took the time to separate the settings into multiple tabs

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(todo: writeup on Backslasher)

(account owned by @mystic-sailboat)

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[volumecontrols]

!she tumbled pretty roughly!

OW!

!looking at The new person she got up quickly!

HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON

!she said pulling the person to their feet!

IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!

[quality-backslasher]

Okay? I...might be able to help???

[volumecontrols]

CAN YA??? THE MORE HELP THE MORE WE WONT BE ARRESTED!

!she gave a thumbs up!

[quality-backslasher]

Alright! Do you want me to fend these guys off for as long as I can?

[volumecontrols]

WHATS THE FUN IN THAT?? TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK

!she cackled!

[quality-backslasher]

Let's fend them off together, then!

[Backslasher unsheathes his lowest-quality sword and gets ready to fight just as the guards catch up to the two]

[volumecontrols]

!She takes out her own bow and arrow. The arrows can always double as daggers if needed be!

COME AT US PUNKS!

[team-o-s]

[Using this blog since Djinn is technically present]

Halt! Scum like you belong behind bars!

Turn yourself over and noone gets hurt.

[As they take their stances, Guard 1 Notices Backslasher]

Wait, you weren't there before! Do you even know what you're getting involved with?

[quality-backslasher]

Yeah? I'm helping someone evade the law.

[volumecontrols]

LAWS ARE FOR NERDS

!she laughed. Shooting an arrow directly at guard 2’s hand!

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 2 catches the arrow in one hand]

. . .

[Guard 2 squeezes a gloved hand, and a yellow orb of energy swells from the palm]

[They chuck it at Volume] {Rolled 1d20 -> 10}

[The orb misses]

[volumecontrols]

…AH FUCK!!!

!note looks at backslash!

GOT ANYTHING TO HELP OUT??

[quality-backslasher]

I've got a few things, but first let's see if this works...

[Backslasher attempts to whirlwind-strike both Guards in one motion]

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 1 is able to block the attack]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 3} [Guard 2 is critically hit]

urgh-

Get yourself together, brother! You're making us look bad!

{1d20 -> 5} [Guard 1 immediately misses and gets his sword stuck in a tree]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 2 Throws another Orb, hitting Volume in the arm]

[That arm is going to be paralyzed for a while..]

[volumecontrols]

!she winced. Watching her arm not respond to what she wanted it to do! YIKES!!!

!her next attack would be for gaurd 2, using her good arm to toss a small chip that unfurled into a speaker(small) and just blasted loud noise!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 4} [Guard 2 has been downed!]

Brother!? You're gonna regret that, you lowly deviant!

[Guard 1 pulls out a bladeless hilt, and shoots out a grapple!]

{1d20 -> 20} [The grapple wraps around Volume!]

I will DECIMATE you, you INSIGNIFICANT MISCREANT.

[Guard 1 whips Volume around, slamming them into the floor!]

[volumecontrols]

!she yelped and coughed!

THATS GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING. HEY BUD A LITTLE HELP?

@quality-backslasher

[quality-backslasher]

[...but watch out, here comes Backslasher from the back! Slashing! At Guard One!]

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 14} [Guard 1 turns too late, and is hit before he could react]

AUGH- why you-

[He whips the grapple back around, and...]

{1d20 -> 15} [It hits, striking Backslasher in the side!]

[volumecontrols]

!she slowly got up. Falling to the side due to the paralyzed arm. Getting up properly this time!

NOW WE GOT YA!

!Volume twirled her dagger around and stabbed at the guard!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 1 blocks the stab, and goes for his own attack]

It's going to take more than that, you stupid punk!

{1d20 -> 7} [He tries to hit with the back of the hilt, but misses the strike, leaving him vulnerable]

[quality-backslasher]

[Backslasher goes for the neck...!]

[volumecontrols]

!she gave a thumbs up!

NOT TO BAD, WHATS YER NAME SWORDSMAN?

[quality-backslasher]

It's Backslasher. Yours?

[volumecontrols]

!putting her hand out she smiled!

NOTE, NICE TO MEET YOU

[quality-backslasher]

[Backslasher shakes Note's hand.]

Nice to meet you too! What do you do?

[volumecontrols]

But the VOL in UME!!! !she laughed. it was so unfunny she thought it was funny!

[quality-backslasher]

Could you...explain a bit further?

[volumecontrols]

I control the volume in my área. It’s better when i use my bots or devices but i also have this cool bow and arrow!

!she lowered her volume but it was as if she was still yelling?!

[quality-backslasher]

I..yes, that's a pretty cool bow. I'm a blacksmith who specializes in anti-magical things. Something weird happened a few days ago and now some of my equipment looks...different.

\They point to the Lowest-Quality Sword\

Also, I think I gained new powers that change how the world looks. Watch this:

\GENERAL QUALITY > VERY LOW\

[volumecontrols]

OH!! I SEEE WHAT YOU MEAN. I HAD GOTTEN SOMETHING SIMILAR TOO. WEIRDLY ENOUGH

!she laughed!

SHIT- I THINK WEBS STILL NEEDS HELP…

[quality-backslasher]

Oh, is that one of your friends? Where are they?

[volumecontrols]

FUCK IF I KNOW, COME ON

!she giggled and ran off to find her friend!

@keybind-underscore

[quality-backslasher]

\He also quickly runs in the direction of Note. Notably, the Quality is still set to Very Low.\

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[volumecontrols]

!she tumbled pretty roughly!

OW!

!looking at The new person she got up quickly!

HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON

!she said pulling the person to their feet!

IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!

[quality-backslasher]

Okay? I...might be able to help???

[volumecontrols]

CAN YA??? THE MORE HELP THE MORE WE WONT BE ARRESTED!

!she gave a thumbs up!

[quality-backslasher]

Alright! Do you want me to fend these guys off for as long as I can?

[volumecontrols]

WHATS THE FUN IN THAT?? TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK

!she cackled!

[quality-backslasher]

Let's fend them off together, then!

[Backslasher unsheathes his lowest-quality sword and gets ready to fight just as the guards catch up to the two]

[volumecontrols]

!She takes out her own bow and arrow. The arrows can always double as daggers if needed be!

COME AT US PUNKS!

[team-o-s]

[Using this blog since Djinn is technically present]

Halt! Scum like you belong behind bars!

Turn yourself over and noone gets hurt.

[As they take their stances, Guard 1 Notices Backslasher]

Wait, you weren't there before! Do you even know what you're getting involved with?

[quality-backslasher]

Yeah? I'm helping someone evade the law.

[volumecontrols]

LAWS ARE FOR NERDS

!she laughed. Shooting an arrow directly at guard 2’s hand!

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 2 catches the arrow in one hand]

. . .

[Guard 2 squeezes a gloved hand, and a yellow orb of energy swells from the palm]

[They chuck it at Volume] {Rolled 1d20 -> 10}

[The orb misses]

[volumecontrols]

…AH FUCK!!!

!note looks at backslash!

GOT ANYTHING TO HELP OUT??

[quality-backslasher]

I've got a few things, but first let's see if this works...

[Backslasher attempts to whirlwind-strike both Guards in one motion]

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 1 is able to block the attack]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 3} [Guard 2 is critically hit]

urgh-

Get yourself together, brother! You're making us look bad!

{1d20 -> 5} [Guard 1 immediately misses and gets his sword stuck in a tree]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 2 Throws another Orb, hitting Volume in the arm]

[That arm is going to be paralyzed for a while..]

[volumecontrols]

!she winced. Watching her arm not respond to what she wanted it to do! YIKES!!!

!her next attack would be for gaurd 2, using her good arm to toss a small chip that unfurled into a speaker(small) and just blasted loud noise!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 4} [Guard 2 has been downed!]

Brother!? You're gonna regret that, you lowly deviant!

[Guard 1 pulls out a bladeless hilt, and shoots out a grapple!]

{1d20 -> 20} [The grapple wraps around Volume!]

I will DECIMATE you, you INSIGNIFICANT MISCREANT.

[Guard 1 whips Volume around, slamming them into the floor!]

[volumecontrols]

!she yelped and coughed!

THATS GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING. HEY BUD A LITTLE HELP?

@quality-backslasher

[quality-backslasher]

[...but watch out, here comes Backslasher from the back! Slashing! At Guard One!]

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 14} [Guard 1 turns too late, and is hit before he could react]

AUGH- why you-

[He whips the grapple back around, and...]

{1d20 -> 15} [It hits, striking Backslasher in the side!]

[volumecontrols]

!she slowly got up. Falling to the side due to the paralyzed arm. Getting up properly this time!

NOW WE GOT YA!

!Volume twirled her dagger around and stabbed at the guard!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 1 blocks the stab, and goes for his own attack]

It's going to take more than that, you stupid punk!

{1d20 -> 7} [He tries to hit with the back of the hilt, but misses the strike, leaving him vulnerable]

[quality-backslasher]

[Backslasher goes for the neck...!]

[volumecontrols]

!she gave a thumbs up!

NOT TO BAD, WHATS YER NAME SWORDSMAN?

[quality-backslasher]

It's Backslasher. Yours?

[volumecontrols]

!putting her hand out she smiled!

NOTE, NICE TO MEET YOU

[quality-backslasher]

[Backslasher shakes Note's hand.]

Nice to meet you too! What do you do?

[volumecontrols]

But the VOL in UME!!! !she laughed. it was so unfunny she thought it was funny!

[quality-backslasher]

Could you...explain a bit further?

[volumecontrols]

I control the volume in my área. It’s better when i use my bots or devices but i also have this cool bow and arrow!

!she lowered her volume but it was as if she was still yelling?!

[quality-backslasher]

I..yes, that's a pretty cool bow. I'm a blacksmith who specializes in anti-magical things. Something weird happened a few days ago and now some of my equipment looks...different.

\They point to the Lowest-Quality Sword\

Also, I think I gained new powers that change how the world looks. Watch this:

\GENERAL QUALITY > VERY LOW\

[volumecontrols]

OH!! I SEEE WHAT YOU MEAN. I HAD GOTTEN SOMETHING SIMILAR TOO. WEIRDLY ENOUGH

!she laughed!

SHIT- I THINK WEBS STILL NEEDS HELP…

[quality-backslasher]

Oh, is that one of your friends? Where are they?

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[volumecontrols]

!she tumbled pretty roughly!

OW!

!looking at The new person she got up quickly!

HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON

!she said pulling the person to their feet!

IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!

[quality-backslasher]

Okay? I...might be able to help???

[volumecontrols]

CAN YA??? THE MORE HELP THE MORE WE WONT BE ARRESTED!

!she gave a thumbs up!

[quality-backslasher]

Alright! Do you want me to fend these guys off for as long as I can?

[volumecontrols]

WHATS THE FUN IN THAT?? TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK

!she cackled!

[quality-backslasher]

Let's fend them off together, then!

[Backslasher unsheathes his lowest-quality sword and gets ready to fight just as the guards catch up to the two]

[volumecontrols]

!She takes out her own bow and arrow. The arrows can always double as daggers if needed be!

COME AT US PUNKS!

[team-o-s]

[Using this blog since Djinn is technically present]

Halt! Scum like you belong behind bars!

Turn yourself over and noone gets hurt.

[As they take their stances, Guard 1 Notices Backslasher]

Wait, you weren't there before! Do you even know what you're getting involved with?

[quality-backslasher]

Yeah? I'm helping someone evade the law.

[volumecontrols]

LAWS ARE FOR NERDS

!she laughed. Shooting an arrow directly at guard 2’s hand!

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 2 catches the arrow in one hand]

. . .

[Guard 2 squeezes a gloved hand, and a yellow orb of energy swells from the palm]

[They chuck it at Volume] {Rolled 1d20 -> 10}

[The orb misses]

[volumecontrols]

…AH FUCK!!!

!note looks at backslash!

GOT ANYTHING TO HELP OUT??

[quality-backslasher]

I've got a few things, but first let's see if this works...

[Backslasher attempts to whirlwind-strike both Guards in one motion]

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 1 is able to block the attack]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 3} [Guard 2 is critically hit]

urgh-

Get yourself together, brother! You're making us look bad!

{1d20 -> 5} [Guard 1 immediately misses and gets his sword stuck in a tree]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 2 Throws another Orb, hitting Volume in the arm]

[That arm is going to be paralyzed for a while..]

[volumecontrols]

!she winced. Watching her arm not respond to what she wanted it to do! YIKES!!!

!her next attack would be for gaurd 2, using her good arm to toss a small chip that unfurled into a speaker(small) and just blasted loud noise!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 4} [Guard 2 has been downed!]

Brother!? You're gonna regret that, you lowly deviant!

[Guard 1 pulls out a bladeless hilt, and shoots out a grapple!]

{1d20 -> 20} [The grapple wraps around Volume!]

I will DECIMATE you, you INSIGNIFICANT MISCREANT.

[Guard 1 whips Volume around, slamming them into the floor!]

[volumecontrols]

!she yelped and coughed!

THATS GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING. HEY BUD A LITTLE HELP?

@quality-backslasher

[quality-backslasher]

[...but watch out, here comes Backslasher from the back! Slashing! At Guard One!]

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 14} [Guard 1 turns too late, and is hit before he could react]

AUGH- why you-

[He whips the grapple back around, and...]

{1d20 -> 15} [It hits, striking Backslasher in the side!]

[volumecontrols]

!she slowly got up. Falling to the side due to the paralyzed arm. Getting up properly this time!

NOW WE GOT YA!

!Volume twirled her dagger around and stabbed at the guard!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 1 blocks the stab, and goes for his own attack]

It's going to take more than that, you stupid punk!

{1d20 -> 7} [He tries to hit with the back of the hilt, but misses the strike, leaving him vulnerable]

[quality-backslasher]

[Backslasher goes for the neck...!]

[volumecontrols]

!she gave a thumbs up!

NOT TO BAD, WHATS YER NAME SWORDSMAN?

[quality-backslasher]

It's Backslasher. Yours?

[volumecontrols]

!putting her hand out she smiled!

NOTE, NICE TO MEET YOU

[quality-backslasher]

[Backslasher shakes Note's hand.]

Nice to meet you too! What do you do?

[volumecontrols]

But the VOL in UME!!! !she laughed. it was so unfunny she thought it was funny!

[quality-backslasher]

Could you...explain a bit further?

[volumecontrols]

I control the volume in my área. It’s better when i use my bots or devices but i also have this cool bow and arrow!

!she lowered her volume but it was as if she was still yelling?!

[quality-backslasher]

I..yes, that's a pretty cool bow. I'm a blacksmith who specializes in anti-magical things. Something weird happened a few days ago and now some of my equipment looks...different.

\They point to the Lowest-Quality Sword\

Also, I think I gained new powers that change how the world looks. Watch this:

\GENERAL QUALITY > VERY LOW\

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[volumecontrols]

!she tumbled pretty roughly!

OW!

!looking at The new person she got up quickly!

HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON

!she said pulling the person to their feet!

IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!

[quality-backslasher]

Okay? I...might be able to help???

[volumecontrols]

CAN YA??? THE MORE HELP THE MORE WE WONT BE ARRESTED!

!she gave a thumbs up!

[quality-backslasher]

Alright! Do you want me to fend these guys off for as long as I can?

[volumecontrols]

WHATS THE FUN IN THAT?? TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK

!she cackled!

[quality-backslasher]

Let's fend them off together, then!

[Backslasher unsheathes his lowest-quality sword and gets ready to fight just as the guards catch up to the two]

[volumecontrols]

!She takes out her own bow and arrow. The arrows can always double as daggers if needed be!

COME AT US PUNKS!

[team-o-s]

[Using this blog since Djinn is technically present]

Halt! Scum like you belong behind bars!

Turn yourself over and noone gets hurt.

[As they take their stances, Guard 1 Notices Backslasher]

Wait, you weren't there before! Do you even know what you're getting involved with?

[quality-backslasher]

Yeah? I'm helping someone evade the law.

[volumecontrols]

LAWS ARE FOR NERDS

!she laughed. Shooting an arrow directly at guard 2’s hand!

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 2 catches the arrow in one hand]

. . .

[Guard 2 squeezes a gloved hand, and a yellow orb of energy swells from the palm]

[They chuck it at Volume] {Rolled 1d20 -> 10}

[The orb misses]

[volumecontrols]

…AH FUCK!!!

!note looks at backslash!

GOT ANYTHING TO HELP OUT??

[quality-backslasher]

I've got a few things, but first let's see if this works...

[Backslasher attempts to whirlwind-strike both Guards in one motion]

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 1 is able to block the attack]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 3} [Guard 2 is critically hit]

urgh-

Get yourself together, brother! You're making us look bad!

{1d20 -> 5} [Guard 1 immediately misses and gets his sword stuck in a tree]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 2 Throws another Orb, hitting Volume in the arm]

[That arm is going to be paralyzed for a while..]

[volumecontrols]

!she winced. Watching her arm not respond to what she wanted it to do! YIKES!!!

!her next attack would be for gaurd 2, using her good arm to toss a small chip that unfurled into a speaker(small) and just blasted loud noise!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 4} [Guard 2 has been downed!]

Brother!? You're gonna regret that, you lowly deviant!

[Guard 1 pulls out a bladeless hilt, and shoots out a grapple!]

{1d20 -> 20} [The grapple wraps around Volume!]

I will DECIMATE you, you INSIGNIFICANT MISCREANT.

[Guard 1 whips Volume around, slamming them into the floor!]

[volumecontrols]

!she yelped and coughed!

THATS GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING. HEY BUD A LITTLE HELP?

@quality-backslasher

[quality-backslasher]

[...but watch out, here comes Backslasher from the back! Slashing! At Guard One!]

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 14} [Guard 1 turns too late, and is hit before he could react]

AUGH- why you-

[He whips the grapple back around, and...]

{1d20 -> 15} [It hits, striking Backslasher in the side!]

[volumecontrols]

!she slowly got up. Falling to the side due to the paralyzed arm. Getting up properly this time!

NOW WE GOT YA!

!Volume twirled her dagger around and stabbed at the guard!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 1 blocks the stab, and goes for his own attack]

It's going to take more than that, you stupid punk!

{1d20 -> 7} [He tries to hit with the back of the hilt, but misses the strike, leaving him vulnerable]

[quality-backslasher]

[Backslasher goes for the neck...!]

[volumecontrols]

!she gave a thumbs up!

NOT TO BAD, WHATS YER NAME SWORDSMAN?

[quality-backslasher]

It's Backslasher. Yours?

[volumecontrols]

!putting her hand out she smiled!

NOTE, NICE TO MEET YOU

[quality-backslasher]

[Backslasher shakes Note's hand.]

Nice to meet you too! What do you do?

[volumecontrols]

But the VOL in UME!!! !she laughed. it was so unfunny she thought it was funny!

[quality-backslasher]

Could you...explain a bit further?

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[volumecontrols]

!she tumbled pretty roughly!

OW!

!looking at The new person she got up quickly!

HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON

!she said pulling the person to their feet!

IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!

[quality-backslasher]

Okay? I...might be able to help???

[volumecontrols]

CAN YA??? THE MORE HELP THE MORE WE WONT BE ARRESTED!

!she gave a thumbs up!

[quality-backslasher]

Alright! Do you want me to fend these guys off for as long as I can?

[volumecontrols]

WHATS THE FUN IN THAT?? TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK

!she cackled!

[quality-backslasher]

Let's fend them off together, then!

[Backslasher unsheathes his lowest-quality sword and gets ready to fight just as the guards catch up to the two]

[volumecontrols]

!She takes out her own bow and arrow. The arrows can always double as daggers if needed be!

COME AT US PUNKS!

[team-o-s]

[Using this blog since Djinn is technically present]

Halt! Scum like you belong behind bars!

Turn yourself over and noone gets hurt.

[As they take their stances, Guard 1 Notices Backslasher]

Wait, you weren't there before! Do you even know what you're getting involved with?

[quality-backslasher]

Yeah? I'm helping someone evade the law.

[volumecontrols]

LAWS ARE FOR NERDS

!she laughed. Shooting an arrow directly at guard 2’s hand!

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 2 catches the arrow in one hand]

. . .

[Guard 2 squeezes a gloved hand, and a yellow orb of energy swells from the palm]

[They chuck it at Volume] {Rolled 1d20 -> 10}

[The orb misses]

[volumecontrols]

…AH FUCK!!!

!note looks at backslash!

GOT ANYTHING TO HELP OUT??

[quality-backslasher]

I've got a few things, but first let's see if this works...

[Backslasher attempts to whirlwind-strike both Guards in one motion]

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 1 is able to block the attack]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 3} [Guard 2 is critically hit]

urgh-

Get yourself together, brother! You're making us look bad!

{1d20 -> 5} [Guard 1 immediately misses and gets his sword stuck in a tree]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 2 Throws another Orb, hitting Volume in the arm]

[That arm is going to be paralyzed for a while..]

[volumecontrols]

!she winced. Watching her arm not respond to what she wanted it to do! YIKES!!!

!her next attack would be for gaurd 2, using her good arm to toss a small chip that unfurled into a speaker(small) and just blasted loud noise!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 4} [Guard 2 has been downed!]

Brother!? You're gonna regret that, you lowly deviant!

[Guard 1 pulls out a bladeless hilt, and shoots out a grapple!]

{1d20 -> 20} [The grapple wraps around Volume!]

I will DECIMATE you, you INSIGNIFICANT MISCREANT.

[Guard 1 whips Volume around, slamming them into the floor!]

[volumecontrols]

!she yelped and coughed!

THATS GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING. HEY BUD A LITTLE HELP?

@quality-backslasher

[quality-backslasher]

[...but watch out, here comes Backslasher from the back! Slashing! At Guard One!]

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 14} [Guard 1 turns too late, and is hit before he could react]

AUGH- why you-

[He whips the grapple back around, and...]

{1d20 -> 15} [It hits, striking Backslasher in the side!]

[volumecontrols]

!she slowly got up. Falling to the side due to the paralyzed arm. Getting up properly this time!

NOW WE GOT YA!

!Volume twirled her dagger around and stabbed at the guard!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 1 blocks the stab, and goes for his own attack]

It's going to take more than that, you stupid punk!

{1d20 -> 7} [He tries to hit with the back of the hilt, but misses the strike, leaving him vulnerable]

[quality-backslasher]

[Backslasher goes for the neck...!]

[volumecontrols]

!she gave a thumbs up!

NOT TO BAD, WHATS YER NAME SWORDSMAN?

[quality-backslasher]

It's Backslasher. Yours?

[volumecontrols]

!putting her hand out she smiled!

NOTE, NICE TO MEET YOU

[quality-backslasher]

[Backslasher shakes Note's hand.]

Nice to meet you too! What do you do?

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[volumecontrols]

!she tumbled pretty roughly!

OW!

!looking at The new person she got up quickly!

HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON

!she said pulling the person to their feet!

IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!

[quality-backslasher]

Okay? I...might be able to help???

[volumecontrols]

CAN YA??? THE MORE HELP THE MORE WE WONT BE ARRESTED!

!she gave a thumbs up!

[quality-backslasher]

Alright! Do you want me to fend these guys off for as long as I can?

[volumecontrols]

WHATS THE FUN IN THAT?? TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK

!she cackled!

[quality-backslasher]

Let's fend them off together, then!

[Backslasher unsheathes his lowest-quality sword and gets ready to fight just as the guards catch up to the two]

[volumecontrols]

!She takes out her own bow and arrow. The arrows can always double as daggers if needed be!

COME AT US PUNKS!

[team-o-s]

[Using this blog since Djinn is technically present]

Halt! Scum like you belong behind bars!

Turn yourself over and noone gets hurt.

[As they take their stances, Guard 1 Notices Backslasher]

Wait, you weren't there before! Do you even know what you're getting involved with?

[quality-backslasher]

Yeah? I'm helping someone evade the law.

[volumecontrols]

LAWS ARE FOR NERDS

!she laughed. Shooting an arrow directly at guard 2’s hand!

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 2 catches the arrow in one hand]

. . .

[Guard 2 squeezes a gloved hand, and a yellow orb of energy swells from the palm]

[They chuck it at Volume] {Rolled 1d20 -> 10}

[The orb misses]

[volumecontrols]

…AH FUCK!!!

!note looks at backslash!

GOT ANYTHING TO HELP OUT??

[quality-backslasher]

I've got a few things, but first let's see if this works...

[Backslasher attempts to whirlwind-strike both Guards in one motion]

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 1 is able to block the attack]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 3} [Guard 2 is critically hit]

urgh-

Get yourself together, brother! You're making us look bad!

{1d20 -> 5} [Guard 1 immediately misses and gets his sword stuck in a tree]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 2 Throws another Orb, hitting Volume in the arm]

[That arm is going to be paralyzed for a while..]

[volumecontrols]

!she winced. Watching her arm not respond to what she wanted it to do! YIKES!!!

!her next attack would be for gaurd 2, using her good arm to toss a small chip that unfurled into a speaker(small) and just blasted loud noise!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 4} [Guard 2 has been downed!]

Brother!? You're gonna regret that, you lowly deviant!

[Guard 1 pulls out a bladeless hilt, and shoots out a grapple!]

{1d20 -> 20} [The grapple wraps around Volume!]

I will DECIMATE you, you INSIGNIFICANT MISCREANT.

[Guard 1 whips Volume around, slamming them into the floor!]

[volumecontrols]

!she yelped and coughed!

THATS GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING. HEY BUD A LITTLE HELP?

@quality-backslasher

[quality-backslasher]

[...but watch out, here comes Backslasher from the back! Slashing! At Guard One!]

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 14} [Guard 1 turns too late, and is hit before he could react]

AUGH- why you-

[He whips the grapple back around, and...]

{1d20 -> 15} [It hits, striking Backslasher in the side!]

[volumecontrols]

!she slowly got up. Falling to the side due to the paralyzed arm. Getting up properly this time!

NOW WE GOT YA!

!Volume twirled her dagger around and stabbed at the guard!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 1 blocks the stab, and goes for his own attack]

It's going to take more than that, you stupid punk!

{1d20 -> 7} [He tries to hit with the back of the hilt, but misses the strike, leaving him vulnerable]

[quality-backslasher]

[Backslasher goes for the neck...!]

[volumecontrols]

!she gave a thumbs up!

NOT TO BAD, WHATS YER NAME SWORDSMAN?

[quality-backslasher]

It's Backslasher. Yours?

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[volumecontrols]

!she tumbled pretty roughly!

OW!

!looking at The new person she got up quickly!

HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON

!she said pulling the person to their feet!

IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!

[quality-backslasher]

Okay? I...might be able to help???

[volumecontrols]

CAN YA??? THE MORE HELP THE MORE WE WONT BE ARRESTED!

!she gave a thumbs up!

[quality-backslasher]

Alright! Do you want me to fend these guys off for as long as I can?

[volumecontrols]

WHATS THE FUN IN THAT?? TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK

!she cackled!

[quality-backslasher]

Let's fend them off together, then!

[Backslasher unsheathes his lowest-quality sword and gets ready to fight just as the guards catch up to the two]

[volumecontrols]

!She takes out her own bow and arrow. The arrows can always double as daggers if needed be!

COME AT US PUNKS!

[team-o-s]

[Using this blog since Djinn is technically present]

Halt! Scum like you belong behind bars!

Turn yourself over and noone gets hurt.

[As they take their stances, Guard 1 Notices Backslasher]

Wait, you weren't there before! Do you even know what you're getting involved with?

[quality-backslasher]

Yeah? I'm helping someone evade the law.

[volumecontrols]

LAWS ARE FOR NERDS

!she laughed. Shooting an arrow directly at guard 2’s hand!

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 2 catches the arrow in one hand]

. . .

[Guard 2 squeezes a gloved hand, and a yellow orb of energy swells from the palm]

[They chuck it at Volume] {Rolled 1d20 -> 10}

[The orb misses]

[volumecontrols]

…AH FUCK!!!

!note looks at backslash!

GOT ANYTHING TO HELP OUT??

[quality-backslasher]

I've got a few things, but first let's see if this works...

[Backslasher attempts to whirlwind-strike both Guards in one motion]

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 1 is able to block the attack]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 3} [Guard 2 is critically hit]

urgh-

Get yourself together, brother! You're making us look bad!

{1d20 -> 5} [Guard 1 immediately misses and gets his sword stuck in a tree]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 2 Throws another Orb, hitting Volume in the arm]

[That arm is going to be paralyzed for a while..]

[volumecontrols]

!she winced. Watching her arm not respond to what she wanted it to do! YIKES!!!

!her next attack would be for gaurd 2, using her good arm to toss a small chip that unfurled into a speaker(small) and just blasted loud noise!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 4} [Guard 2 has been downed!]

Brother!? You're gonna regret that, you lowly deviant!

[Guard 1 pulls out a bladeless hilt, and shoots out a grapple!]

{1d20 -> 20} [The grapple wraps around Volume!]

I will DECIMATE you, you INSIGNIFICANT MISCREANT.

[Guard 1 whips Volume around, slamming them into the floor!]

[volumecontrols]

!she yelped and coughed!

THATS GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING. HEY BUD A LITTLE HELP?

@quality-backslasher

[quality-backslasher]

[...but watch out, here comes Backslasher from the back! Slashing! At Guard One!]

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 14} [Guard 1 turns too late, and is hit before he could react]

AUGH- why you-

[He whips the grapple back around, and...]

{1d20 -> 15} [It hits, striking Backslasher in the side!]

[volumecontrols]

!she slowly got up. Falling to the side due to the paralyzed arm. Getting up properly this time!

NOW WE GOT YA!

!Volume twirled her dagger around and stabbed at the guard!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 1 blocks the stab, and goes for his own attack]

It's going to take more than that, you stupid punk!

{1d20 -> 7} [He tries to hit with the back of the hilt, but misses the strike, leaving him vulnerable]

[quality-backslasher]

[Backslasher goes for the neck...!]

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[volumecontrols]

!she tumbled pretty roughly!

OW!

!looking at The new person she got up quickly!

HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON

!she said pulling the person to their feet!

IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!

[quality-backslasher]

Okay? I...might be able to help???

[volumecontrols]

CAN YA??? THE MORE HELP THE MORE WE WONT BE ARRESTED!

!she gave a thumbs up!

[quality-backslasher]

Alright! Do you want me to fend these guys off for as long as I can?

[volumecontrols]

WHATS THE FUN IN THAT?? TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK

!she cackled!

[quality-backslasher]

Let's fend them off together, then!

[Backslasher unsheathes his lowest-quality sword and gets ready to fight just as the guards catch up to the two]

[volumecontrols]

!She takes out her own bow and arrow. The arrows can always double as daggers if needed be!

COME AT US PUNKS!

[team-o-s]

[Using this blog since Djinn is technically present]

Halt! Scum like you belong behind bars!

Turn yourself over and noone gets hurt.

[As they take their stances, Guard 1 Notices Backslasher]

Wait, you weren't there before! Do you even know what you're getting involved with?

[quality-backslasher]

Yeah? I'm helping someone evade the law.

[volumecontrols]

LAWS ARE FOR NERDS

!she laughed. Shooting an arrow directly at guard 2’s hand!

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 2 catches the arrow in one hand]

. . .

[Guard 2 squeezes a gloved hand, and a yellow orb of energy swells from the palm]

[They chuck it at Volume] {Rolled 1d20 -> 10}

[The orb misses]

[volumecontrols]

…AH FUCK!!!

!note looks at backslash!

GOT ANYTHING TO HELP OUT??

[quality-backslasher]

I've got a few things, but first let's see if this works...

[Backslasher attempts to whirlwind-strike both Guards in one motion]

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 1 is able to block the attack]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 3} [Guard 2 is critically hit]

urgh-

Get yourself together, brother! You're making us look bad!

{1d20 -> 5} [Guard 1 immediately misses and gets his sword stuck in a tree]

{1d20 -> 18} [Guard 2 Throws another Orb, hitting Volume in the arm]

[That arm is going to be paralyzed for a while..]

[volumecontrols]

!she winced. Watching her arm not respond to what she wanted it to do! YIKES!!!

!her next attack would be for gaurd 2, using her good arm to toss a small chip that unfurled into a speaker(small) and just blasted loud noise!

[team-o-s]

{1d20 -> 4} [Guard 2 has been downed!]

Brother!? You're gonna regret that, you lowly deviant!

[Guard 1 pulls out a bladeless hilt, and shoots out a grapple!]

{1d20 -> 20} [The grapple wraps around Volume!]

I will DECIMATE you, you INSIGNIFICANT MISCREANT.

[Guard 1 whips Volume around, slamming them into the floor!]

[volumecontrols]

!she yelped and coughed!

THATS GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING. HEY BUD A LITTLE HELP?

@quality-backslasher

[quality-backslasher]

[...but watch out, here comes Backslasher from the back! Slashing! At Guard One!]

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[volumecontrols]

!she tumbled pretty roughly!

OW!

!looking at The new person she got up quickly!

HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON

!she said pulling the person to their feet!

IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!

[quality-backslasher]

Okay? I...might be able to help???

[volumecontrols]

CAN YA??? THE MORE HELP THE MORE WE WONT BE ARRESTED!

!she gave a thumbs up!

[quality-backslasher]

Alright! Do you want me to fend these guys off for as long as I can?

[volumecontrols]

WHATS THE FUN IN THAT?? TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK

!she cackled!

[quality-backslasher]

Let's fend them off together, then!

[Backslasher unsheathes his lowest-quality sword and gets ready to fight just as the guards catch up to the two]

[volumecontrols]

!She takes out her own bow and arrow. The arrows can always double as daggers if needed be!

COME AT US PUNKS!

[team-o-s]

[Using this blog since Djinn is technically present]

Halt! Scum like you belong behind bars!

Turn yourself over and noone gets hurt.

[As they take their stances, Guard 1 Notices Backslasher]

Wait, you weren't there before! Do you even know what you're getting involved with?

[quality-backslasher]

Yeah? I'm helping someone evade the law.

[volumecontrols]

LAWS ARE FOR NERDS

!she laughed. Shooting an arrow directly at guard 2’s hand!

[team-o-s]

{Rolled 1d20 -> 20} [Guard 2 catches the arrow in one hand]

. . .

[Guard 2 squeezes a gloved hand, and a yellow orb of energy swells from the palm]

[They chuck it at Volume] {Rolled 1d20 -> 10}

[The orb misses]

[volumecontrols]

…AH FUCK!!!

!note looks at backslash!

GOT ANYTHING TO HELP OUT??

[quality-backslasher]

I've got a few things, but first let's see if this works...

[Backslasher attempts to whirlwind-strike both Guards in one motion]

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[volumecontrols]

!she tumbled pretty roughly!

OW!

!looking at The new person she got up quickly!

HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON

!she said pulling the person to their feet!

IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!

[quality-backslasher]

Okay? I...might be able to help???

[volumecontrols]

CAN YA??? THE MORE HELP THE MORE WE WONT BE ARRESTED!

!she gave a thumbs up!

[quality-backslasher]

Alright! Do you want me to fend these guys off for as long as I can?

[volumecontrols]

WHATS THE FUN IN THAT?? TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK

!she cackled!

[quality-backslasher]

Let's fend them off together, then!

[Backslasher unsheathes his lowest-quality sword and gets ready to fight just as the guards catch up to the two]

[volumecontrols]

!She takes out her own bow and arrow. The arrows can always double as daggers if needed be!

COME AT US PUNKS!

[team-o-s]

[Using this blog since Djinn is technically present]

Halt! Scum like you belong behind bars!

Turn yourself over and noone gets hurt.

[As they take their stances, Guard 1 Notices Backslasher]

Wait, you weren't there before! Do you even know what you're getting involved with?

[quality-backslasher]

Yeah? I'm helping someone evade the law.

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[volumecontrols]

!she tumbled pretty roughly!

OW!

!looking at The new person she got up quickly!

HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON

!she said pulling the person to their feet!

IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!

[quality-backslasher]

Okay? I...might be able to help???

[volumecontrols]

CAN YA??? THE MORE HELP THE MORE WE WONT BE ARRESTED!

!she gave a thumbs up!

[quality-backslasher]

Alright! Do you want me to fend these guys off for as long as I can?

[volumecontrols]

WHATS THE FUN IN THAT?? TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK

!she cackled!

[quality-backslasher]

Let's fend them off together, then!

[Backslasher unsheathes his lowest-quality sword and gets ready to fight just as the guards catch up to the two]

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[volumecontrols]

!she tumbled pretty roughly!

OW!

!looking at The new person she got up quickly!

HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON

!she said pulling the person to their feet!

IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!

[quality-backslasher]

Okay? I...might be able to help???

[volumecontrols]

CAN YA??? THE MORE HELP THE MORE WE WONT BE ARRESTED!

!she gave a thumbs up!

[quality-backslasher]

Alright! Do you want me to fend these guys off for as long as I can?

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[volumecontrols]

!she tumbled pretty roughly!

OW!

!looking at The new person she got up quickly!

HEY, NO TIME TO TALK COME ON

!she said pulling the person to their feet!

IM NOTE, THOSE GUYS WANT WEBS AND I ARRESTED I THINK!

[quality-backslasher]

Okay? I...might be able to help???

[keybind-underscore]

*Running, deep in the woods, as far as she could run*

*Leaves crunch under her feet as she pushes forward*

*There's no plan, nowhere to go, it's just one foot in front of the other*

*There's people yelling behind her*

*She got this far already, she's not going back*

[volumecontrols]

!Soon enough Note ran beside her, her feet made no noise but her voice louder then needed! WHO ARE WE RUNNING FROM THIS TIME???

[keybind-underscore]

Two guards, the ones who keep taunting Jay from outside his cell. If I remember correctly, one of them has a paralysis rune and the other has a grapple. The guards are predictable, but there's also a player. A Frost knight. They might be a bit more trouble.

[volumecontrols]

OH SHIT WE FUCKED???

WHATS THE PLAN-IO PAL-IO??? !she smiled and made both of their tracks soundless by tapping her shoulder and planting a little device~

[keybind-underscore]

I don't really have a plan-

Just keep the player lost, and pick off the guards to make it easier if we have to confront the player.

[volumecontrols]

I’LL TAKE THE GAURDS, MEET WITH YA IF I DONT GET CAUGHT. SEE YA WEBS!!

!She split off to lure the guards away!

[quality-backslasher]

[Volume Controls accidentally runs straight into Backslasher, causing both of them to fall down into an undignified heap.]

Agh-wha-what the??!?! Who are you????

[quality-backslasher]

Actually, you can vote by putting in a vote for Nefarious to the ENN, since he will be keeping the anarchy that Exclamania already is.

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

[quality-backslasher]

the actual way to vote is to go to the news people, and submit a ballot with the name "Dave the sapient murder and torture tree" on it. He isn't actually a candidate, but I want him to win anyway

I've been completely wrong on my guesses so far, but this one may have been from Dave, whoever he is.