backstage shenanigans PT.1:
A: "guys this room is full of safe people right? I Just had the biggest shat of my life. It was so big. genuinely the shit is still stuck in my ass" (B notices person rehearsing lines) B (walking up to person): "so A just said she had the biggest shat of her life in case you weren't listening" A: "DUDE?" B: "WHAT, you said this room was full of safe people!?"









