hi, I just found this blog and it's my new favorite thing. it reminds me of those prank gift boxes that people would wrap things in to make it seem like they're other things, like bacon-scented dryer sheets.
Anyway thank you for your incredible work!
CONSUMER, We have heard your request for BACON TISSUES and have quickly put them into production in our 100% safe manufacturing plant (which is not staffed exclusively by goblins, no matter what Jeremy says!! we have only the OSHA-compliant number of goblins on staff.).
Thank you for your kind words! The Genuine Staff has been sniffling from happy tears (and seasonal allergies) since receiving this message.
Next time you need a tissue, reach for a Bacon Tissue instead!
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