me: dude, you see that woman across the table? wiz: yea. what about her? me: she's finished her plate but she leaves out the bacon. I mean what's the point of ordering a bacon dish and not eating the bacon! I am officially pissed off! wiz: .....ok *2 meatball spaghettis arrive* *5 minutes in* me: what is this strange thing in my mouth? wiz: huh? me: it's not meatball. not spaghetti. or the extra mushroom. ......is this bacon? I didn't order bacon! wiz: maybe they heard you talking all pissed off and all. out of pity they put in some bacon. me: niceeee.... or did they just take the bacon from that woman's plate to mine. wiz: could be. but it's not everyday that you get free extra bacon. me: coooool!