#bacons friens

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Please visit me and I’ll make you a hat

And we can sit in a pretty field and SCREECH ABOUT LAMBERT AND AIDEN

Also I’m half making this hat with witch!Aiden in mind (same world as witch!jaskier) I meant to draw him and lambert (who wears a pointy hat with no brim with stars in it and a grumpy face)

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This is the embroidery

FLOWER FLOWER FLOWER FLOWER FLOWE—

[looks at bottom of pic]

UNIT UNIT UNIT UNIT U—

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I may or may not be having a rough time

TELL ME. WHO’S GIVING YOU A ROUGH TIME, KING. >:( I WILL F I G H T FOR YOU.

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We just LoVe friends ignoring their mentally disabled friend when they need help, iTs So FuN pLeAsE iGnOrE mE mOrE

King, I may have just woken up, but I WILL fight anyone for you, just point the direction. Who do I need to fuck up for you?

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Miss you

Ha! You got attached to a ratty lil creature like me.

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I am currently in the process of growing a mullet and I am so ready for it

I FUCKING W A N T A MULLET AGAIN. I used to have one when I was little and I looked fucking sICK.

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That post with the guy dressed with multiple sousaphone bells reminded me of this.

Once upon a time in middle school band class, we had a substitute teacher, and so we were all goofing off, as usual, and none got wilder than the percussion section. The band room had a storage area behind where the percussionists stood to store the bigger instruments. At one point, the teacher glanced up and saw a few of the guys were missing. Some of them came out of the storage room, but it was still “where’s Steven? He was here today when I took role.

The answer to that was: well, he’s here, he’s just stuck in the tambourine right now. That skinny lad was able to squeeze himself into the tambourine so it rested at his waist. After a bit of finessing, the rest of them came out of the storage area with a chagrined “well, we’ve got two half moon tambourines now”

IM GONNA BEAT UP TUMBLR FOR EATING THIS NOTIFICATION AND HIDING THIS FROM ME BECAUSE THIS GAVE ME THE BEST LAUGH IVE HAD A L L WEEK. SJEBJWGDJDHDJDBKDBRJEBDN

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congrats on your first hate ask, you made it to the top! stay creeping, love you 🌻

Bro, I’m out here, living my BEST life. I wanna thank my mutuals, the Witcher fandom, and anon, my beloved. 🥺