#bad bambi

[loonarflare]

pov: you enter a used clothing store in the UK

[strangergrove]

Inspired by this insanely cute post by @pretty-bratty. If anyone has an idea or request, hit up those asks.

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"Steve!" came Billy's voice from downstairs. "Swear to fucking God!" His voice, now angrier and louder, was accompanied by the pounding of feet on stairs.

Steve panicked. He knew what this was about, but Billy didn't need to know he knew. He could just play dumb. Billy would believe that, right? Oh God, what did that say about Steve?

With only moments before Billy's hulking form burst into the room, Steve flopped down on his bed and grabbed the closest thing to protect himself with. A teddy bear. A goddamn teddy bear. But this could work. Maybe it was safer to play cute.

"Hey babe," he squeaked as Billy barged through the bedroom door.

"You little shit," Billy growled.

"What's wrong, baby? What happened?" Steve asked, but Billy only glared at him. "Am I in trouble for something?" Steve said in a cutesy voice.

"The fuck do you think?" Billy asked. He was radiating fury.

Steve hid behind his teddy bear. "I think you came up here to tell me I'm cute and that you love me." He peeked up at Billy from around the bear's head.

"You let the kids ride in my car? Are you fucking serious? I told you not to let those monsters in my baby. They spilled ice cream everywhere. Fucking EVERYWHERE, Steve!"

Steve gasped dramatically and hid behind the teddy bear again. "I would never!" But he had. The kids loved Billy's Camaro, thought it was the coolest car they'd ever seen. So when they begged Steve to give them a ride around the block, he caved. And when they begged him to stop and get Scoops ice cream, he caved. He could never say no to his children. Steve didn't see how it happened, but one second everything was fine and the next, there was ice cream everywhere. He spent the rest of the night trying to clean it up.

"Steve, this is a serious conversation," Billy said, sternly.

"I'm being serious," Steve whined.

"Then give me the bear."

"What? No." Steve held it tighter.

"Give. Me. The bear, Steven."

"Never!"

Billy straight up tackled Steve on the bed, wrestling for the teddy bear. They rolled around, getting tangled up in each other, in the blankets. Steve almost fell off the bed at one point. He was pretty sure he also bit Billy, though he wasn't quite sure where.

"Fuck!" Billy grunted, finally prying the bear from Steve's hands.

"Teddy!" Steve cried.

"No more Teddy, you little brat." Billy pointed at him angrily, though the effect was diminished by the fact that he was doing it with the stuffed animal.

Steve pouted and sulked and gave Billy his infamous doe eyes. Billy glowered in return, trying not to look at Steve's big eyes.

"You are insufferable," Billy said at last and stormed out of the room.

A minute later he stormed back in, threw the teddy bear at Steve's face, where it bounced off harmlessly and landed in Steve's hands. Billy grumbled, "God, you're lucky you're cute. I can't stay mad at that face."

"So you forgive me?" Steve asked, bopping Billy on the nose with the bear.

"I'll think about it."

[shampgyu]

bambi!! don’t get in trouble for sneaking my love

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i wonttt hehe i’m at school now n i have 2 take my phone so my parents don’t get worried🤩

[katsurth]

Bad Bambi Series by KatSurth

Part of the now niche of "Bad Barbie," comes the Bad Bambi series where you'll find dolls in deat...

If you enjoy seeing dolls in horror or crazy situations, you’ll want to check this out.

[oviids]

a vicious attack

[pacollipacolli]

2008

[pacollipacolli]

Bad Bambi!!!!

[pacollipacolli]

Bad Bambi, 2006