Aug 17, 2018
some funky stuff for the funky mood im in
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some funky stuff for the funky mood im in
*sigh* just in one of those moods...
damn love oven
So a few days ago I went to Barnes and Nobles and sat in a chair and read through a bunch of astrology and self love and being a better sexual partner books. In one of the sexuality books it gave these directions for having a wonderful time enjoying self love (masturbation). I enjoy masturbation quite a bit but never really make it romantic or take all night to get myself off. This book suggested getting vaseline and rubbing it all over the vulva and enjoying the warm slippery feelings, and playing using fingers. I usually don't ever use lubricants of any kind besides my own wetness because I hate the way they smell and taste. But I decided to give this a try because vaseline doesn't smell really. It was nice the warm slippery feelings, but thanks to that I believe I now have a yeast infection. Just noticed today because I felt more wet than usual down there, and I got home and got naked and realized my vagina was extremely itchy, so I scratched it almost raw in one place because it itched so bad. I don't get these often because I know my vagina and what I'm sticking up there most of the time, and I hardly ever stick anything up there that could give me an infection. Vaseline and vagina do not go together. I am doing at home remedies to get rid of it, hopefully I can nip it in the bud and not have to suffer too much. I just soaked in an apple cider vinegar bath, it made me feel like an easter egg. Another thing I'm trying out is sticking a clove of garlic up there, garlic is apparently a wonderful warrior against the yeasty beasties. I'm supposed to leave it in overnight. It is just weird to think about having garlic there. But if it cures me yay, just wondering how much it will affect my natural taste, kinda worried for the next person who goes down there to dine, they might just end up with garlic breath. This seems ridiculous and part of me wants to laugh really hard right about now. I don't know why I decided to get so very personal with this, but idgaf. Also I really wanna masturbate but I am going to postpone till my lady isn't sick anymore, which should in theory make it be a better orgasm because I won't be itchy and it will have been longer since my last one.