Sometimes I'll be poking through one of the zillow listings this site likes to pass around like the euphoric twink on a bear cruise and I'll see some Jesus-Christing awful mess where a whole house is themed around a movie or Ska or made to look like a 50s diner or whatever. Then I'm like, I would hate living here, but in an age of greige homogeneity I salute you for making your space your own and really committing to what makes YOU happy oh wait this was a themed AirBnB you're the fucking devil and you suck.














