When You Know You’ve Made A Mistake
His house smells like a litter box but he doesn’t have a cat.
It’s the morning after and you realize he’s managed to make you watch Best Hockey Fights Ever on YouTube for like 2 hours. You’re starving.
When you ask “what was the last book you read” and he says “Harry Potter” followed by, “when it was popular”
Lots of empty boxes of wine in his bedroom and he acts like that’s not weird He lives in his parent’s basement. He lives with his parents but his room is upstairs like, sharing a wall with his little sister’s bedroom. He lives in his grandma’s basement.
He’s lived there for 3 YEARS, YOU GUYS.
It’s 2PM and he is still asleep in your bed acting like it’s a hotel and he has late check-out
He picks you up for a date and has a solo cup of wine in his cup holder.
Says something about how chivalry is so great but so dead and isn’t it a pity?
Wakes you up to Ellie Goulding’s “Burn” repeating on his bluetooth Bose mini-speaker.
He cries over his ex during your first date. Your friend later dates him and gives the same report.
He tells you to “fess up” to being pregnant. You are not pregnant.
He comes from “a family of trained actors”.