#bad lessons

[yourelikeasorcerer]

Duffer brothers, i know we expect a lot from you, but what the fuck is this? IF (in bold because we still have the finale left) you try to do this to them, you will not only let the homophobes and doubters about every queer ship win, you will be giving a lesson to queer watchers that we've been taught for so long. we do NOT need this lesson, we live it every day. we live in worry every day if the same sex person we love so hard likes us back like that, it is NOT like your straight crushes. wills love is no crush. do not even try to put this lesson on us when you know how many queer people watch this show. we've been taught this lesson over and over. how about you teach a lesson in media to not let pressure overcome a show into just queerbaiting and never let a beautiful love form between two amazingly (until now) written characters? they both deserve their love. they do not deserve to be watered down to a simple 'lesson'. this is not the more important message because we've had this message all our lives. do not make this endgame.

[mellowfilmmaker]

Done with Season 4 & 5 of Bad Lessons to Learn from Steven Universe

I’m almost done with the writing process and I even got some recording done. I’m so happy with myself that I’m going to finish a video and get pass my confidence issues. All I have left is the Movie and Future. Here’s samples form Season 4 & 5: 

Moving on from a previous relationship means dating someone that looks exactly like your former lover.

If one of your parental figures has almost gotten you killed out of negligence, joke about it!

There’s nothing more awful than having to spend the afternoon by yourself. 

Some older white guy being a bigot is not that big of a deal. 

Getting Kidnapped makes you lose 40 pounds. 

It’s definitely appropriate to portray something like a human zoo, which  was a real life awful racist practice, as super cutesy. 

Kids love boring as hell episodes about characters washing cars! Everybody does!

An enemy stealing the only spaceship you have and possibly going to go inform their leaders which might lead to an invasion, is not that big of a deal. 

If you’re going to confront someone who is kidnapping a bunch of people do not invite the person who has powers to control water. They won’t be of any use. 

Somebody getting killed and two lawyers getting crushed, means that nobody got hurt. 

It’s ok to steal someone’s pet if you’re mad at them. 

You should definitely end an episode teasing an exciting adventure that the audience will never see and then follow that up with a boring documentary about a band. 

If you run a donut shop, name the donuts after yourself. Especially if you’re named Dewey. 

A big part of liberation is using magical powers to make sure the one you’re liberating doesn’t snitch.

If you’re going to start the path of redeeming genocidal dictators, have it happen on the same episode as a gay wedding. It will soften the blow. 

Being related to dictators is tough because they’re so busy!

You can convince a bigoted dictator to stop doing that by a short speech. 

If you come from a close minded family, then you need to die! Those close minded family members will finally learn their lesson after that!

[mellowfilmmaker]

Bad Lessons Steven Universe have taught us Season 2 and 3 are written down

I’m now done with Season 2 and 3 of Steven Universe for my bad lessons videos. I have 141 bad lessons so far ( btw, yes I do plan on making it one video). Here’s a few samples from Season 2 and 3:

If some weird older guy come up to you and claim to be your uncle, then you should spend time with them! 

If someone wants you to teach their friend how to use a sword, you should try to brainwash the friend into sacrificing their life for the person that asked. That’s obviously what they wanted. 

If someone manipulated their friend to use their friend’s body for their pleasure, that’s just a cry for help. We should feel bad for the manipulator, they’re the real victims. Not the person whose body was used. 

If you’re meeting a stranger online and you’re legitimately worried about getting murdered, just go alone. Don’t bring the ultra strong woman with you. 

If the stethoscope doesn’t detect a heartbeat on a woman with no head and six arms, that must mean the stethoscope is broken. 

You should definitely be alone in the bathroom with an enemy. 

You should also poop in front of them. 

If the person who you encouraged to say terrible stuff about your friends starts saying terrible stuff about you, then you have every right to be mad at them. 

Cows are to be blamed for everything. 

If five soldiers land on your property and you can probably easily defeat them in less than minute, you should play baseball with them instead. Your stupid plan might work since they are stupid too. Either that or they’re smart enough to realize that you guys could easily defeat them. 

If you find yourself in someone else’s body, do not try to seek help from informed viewpoints. You should instead try to bang the donut girl, um, I mean you should try force a romance between the donut shop employees. 

If your poorly thought out plan accidentally ruins a relationship, don’t do anything to fix it. It’s not your problem. 

You should be scared of someone collecting rocks. 

[mellowfilmmaker]

Bad Lessons Season 1 has been written down

Working on my list of Bad Lessons to Learn from Steven Universe. I just got done with season 1 and have 56 bad lessons so far. It might go more for season 1 because there’s a bunch of episodes I barely remember that I feel like I should rewatch. Here’s some of the bad lessons so far: 

If a girl from out of town loses her bracelet then you should keep it in your freezer. She might inexplicably be in your town again later. This gesture will endear her to you and won’t be interpreted as creepy. She has no other options. 

If two women say they hate Professional wrestling, beat them up! 

You should keep a giant carnivorous wild animal as a pet

If someone is shirking responsibilities to beat their meat, join them! 

 Touch people’s nipples. It’s endearing! 

If a child’s parent says they can’t go to space, ignore them! Try kidnapping them! 

If your coworker is kind of a stick in the mud. Trap them on a island! They’ll fall in love with you!

Apparently you can miss work for a long time and not lose your job! Helps if nobody know who the hell owns your business. 

If you want to warn someone before an invasion, make sure to send the massage in the form of an obnoxiously loud device that requires special audio equipment to translate. That is way more logical than just sending the message. 

If your experimenting leads to the power going off, don’t do anything to fix it. It’s not your problem and humans have survived without power for thousands of years. Hopefully no one was on life support. 

If a politician lies to you, it means that they love you! 

[mellowfilmmaker]

Bad Lessons to Learn from Steven Universe Sample

I still have some recording to do in my video for (Insert number, right now it’s 250) Bad Lessons to Learn from Steven Universe, but I decided to edit some of the video and give a sample of what’s to come. I’m guessing the video will easily be over 10 minutes. I might even be over 20. This is also an opportunity for me to hear a second opinion. What do any of you think? Can you hear my voice? Is the audio mixed well? Please provide feedback. Thank you. 

[noveltwin]

AWESOME life lesson Hasbro. Just top notch.

[spitboi]

A Short Japanese Lesson: For the Kids

It’s remarkably easy to get confused between telling someone “Eat my ass.” and “I eat ass.” in Japanese.

If you just pop it into a translator, you will almost always get “I eat ass.”

Or just very, very formal. 

From that I get the feeling of [(you do) eat my ass] or [(She does) eat my ass]

We could specify by adding to the sentence: 

彼は私のお尻を食べます。 (kare wa watashi no o-shiri o tabemasu) He eats my ass. (as for him, eats my ass.)

or we can make it more general by omitting: 

彼女はお尻を食べます。 kanojo wa o-shiri o tabemasu. She eats ass. (not necessarily my ass.) 

To politely request a butt-eating, you can say:

私のお尻を食べてください。 (watashi no o-shiri o tabetekudasai) Please eat my ass.

Butt this is all a bit formal. 

All you really wanted to know how to say is to tell someone “Eat my ass!” right?

Well, it’s:

穴を食べて！ ketsu o tabete! Eat my ass!