Done with Season 4 & 5 of Bad Lessons to Learn from Steven Universe
I’m almost done with the writing process and I even got some recording done. I’m so happy with myself that I’m going to finish a video and get pass my confidence issues. All I have left is the Movie and Future. Here’s samples form Season 4 & 5:
Moving on from a previous relationship means dating someone that looks exactly like your former lover.
If one of your parental figures has almost gotten you killed out of negligence, joke about it!
There’s nothing more awful than having to spend the afternoon by yourself.
Some older white guy being a bigot is not that big of a deal.
Getting Kidnapped makes you lose 40 pounds.
It’s definitely appropriate to portray something like a human zoo, which was a real life awful racist practice, as super cutesy.
Kids love boring as hell episodes about characters washing cars! Everybody does!
An enemy stealing the only spaceship you have and possibly going to go inform their leaders which might lead to an invasion, is not that big of a deal.
If you’re going to confront someone who is kidnapping a bunch of people do not invite the person who has powers to control water. They won’t be of any use.
Somebody getting killed and two lawyers getting crushed, means that nobody got hurt.
It’s ok to steal someone’s pet if you’re mad at them.
You should definitely end an episode teasing an exciting adventure that the audience will never see and then follow that up with a boring documentary about a band.
If you run a donut shop, name the donuts after yourself. Especially if you’re named Dewey.
A big part of liberation is using magical powers to make sure the one you’re liberating doesn’t snitch.
If you’re going to start the path of redeeming genocidal dictators, have it happen on the same episode as a gay wedding. It will soften the blow.
Being related to dictators is tough because they’re so busy!
You can convince a bigoted dictator to stop doing that by a short speech.
If you come from a close minded family, then you need to die! Those close minded family members will finally learn their lesson after that!