#bad slogans

[thegikitiki]

It's Digestible!

"Has to be one of the worst food slogans ever."

Crisco Shortening Ad, 1948

Crown Cake Recipe

[ingek73]

The 10 worst Dutch slogans for 2023 have been chosen

And I figured that you might enjoy the English ones as well

no1:

no3

no 8

And this one is in Dutch but:

"For a warm goodbye of your beloved pet"

Animal crematorium Heerhugowaard

Full list

Neerlands Slechtste Slogans

Stem hier op de slechtste slogans

[contac]

[countesspetofi]

“Stronger than Dirt?” Not exactly a ringing endorsement. It’s like the absolute lowest-bar minimum you could possibly set for a cleaning product.

Runner-up slogans include “Adjust Your Expectations,” “It Ain’t Much, But Then Again Neirher Are You,” and “It’s Not Like You Dropped Your Diamond Tiara in the Septic Tank; Stop Being So Goddamned Dramatic, Joanne.”

[scarletdawn13]

Vaguely threatening...

[antioxidantsam-blog]

"feel the bubbles melt"

just wondering what actual genius child came up with Aero's slogan. wow. melting bubbles. absolutely fukin bazonkers. this is what the millennials want

[maimagazineblog]

Best t-shirt fails circa 2018.

[cimness]

At the grocery store today. Finnish Marketing has Struck Again.

(via Cim on Twitter: "Purina, are you kidding me with this 🤔 https://t.co/enIL8ulSin")