based loosely on a latenight conversation with the lovely @yeosangkang and my increasingly strange sense of humor and also semi in honor of 100 followers, although there are now 107? of you and like what why?
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Of all the creatures throughout space and time, you were without a doubt the worst one Hongjoong had ever been charged with watching over. You lacked even the most basic spatial awareness nor even a minimal amount of common sense. As he sat on a rooftop overlooking your place of work, a small corner shop, he sighed exaggeratedly. Seonghwa, his close friend and fellow guardian angel (tasked with watching over the shops resident cat of all things) spared him a withering glance.
Hongjoong put his face in his hands as he watched you very slightly stumble over thin air.
"The cat is asleep. The only danger to the fluffy little shit is rolling off the counter in his sleep"
“Oh, I don’t know..” Hongjoong groaned, laughing dryly, “she could trip and land on him? She could knock over a massive shelf of sharp objects while I’m conveniently not paying attention?”
“Did you just threaten my cat?” Seonghwa gasped in mock offense.
“Your cat?” Hongjoong peeked from behind his hands, through the cracks of his splayed fingers; he was honestly much too afraid to look away from you for long, lest you wander into traffic or climb on some unstable shelving. “Oh my god, I don’t see her any more.”
“Down you go!” Seonghwa intoned cheerily before gently pushing his friend off the roof.