#bad5sosjoke

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michael as a girl

*michael becomes a girl* 

 michael clitford

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slsp

i love how the song starts out with “simmer down, simmer down”

as if luke hemmings’ deep voice is going to help that issue.

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5sosfam as parents

child: could you tell me a bedtime story?

me:

child:

me:

child: please?

me: [sighs]

me: it started on a weekend in may.

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luke the human girrafe

Luke: “I look up and nobody’s around.”

Everybody in the world: Well that’s because you’re taller than 974% of the human population.

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daily bassist

i think of calum of a lot.

i guess you could say i think about him on a daily bassist. 

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calum wood

*calum becomes a tree*

calum wood

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calum and charity

*calum donates to a charity*

calum good

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calum stood

there were no seats

so calum stood