bad 5sos jokes

that probably deserve an award

[vmeee]

It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

[kayetypeswords]

The kids I tutor were telling Supernatural jokes

“Dean Winchester walks into a bar. He dies." 

"Sam Winchester legally changes his name.  Samantha Whinechester.”

“Dean Winchester and Charlie Sheen get morphed together. Dean ‘Tiger Blood’ WINchester." 

"Dean Winchester meets a girl. Where? He died at the bar." 

"Sam Winchester gets stuck in a tower. Dean climbs his hair to save him." 

"Cas tells a joke.  Earth collapses in on itself killing everyone instantly.”

“Adam." 

[jared-jensen-misha-mark67]

[poetic-malum]

I bet if Luke did a prank call it would go like:

Luke: *calls michael* did you leave your refrigerator running?

Michael: Luke what the fuck

Luke: what this isn’t Luke…

Michael: Luke you didn’t turn your caller ID off

Luke: DAMMIT MICHAEL JUST GO WITH IT 

[neighbourhuud-blog]

Accurate drawing of The Neighbourhood

[hemmoverdose]

Visit Original Link

instructions:

・put in headphones

・close your eyes

・CRY

・IF YOU ARENT SURE WHAT 3D AUDIO IS ITS BASICALLY SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE THE MUSIC IS SWIRLING AROUND YOU :))) 

(◡‿◡✿)

[hovseofcards]

James Corden’s speech after 5sos kicked him out of the band 

[ohemmoh]

dont get him started again (based on this text post by sluttylukehemmings)

twitter @wmybeans

insta @emmaohemmoh

[ohemmoh]

Ashton 14

[hotdamn5sos]

Michael on stage with All Time Low - October 23rd [x]

[stereomuke]

BABY

[lovely-hood]

18 yr old Ash

reblog if you agree

[ohemmoh]

do you want a personalized fansign by me like this one? or even one with another member of 5sos on it?? THEN KEEP READING

requirements

reblog this post

retweet this tweet (YOU HAAAAVE TO DO THIS)

send to THIS BLOG which boy you want, your twitter name (i will be checking that you rt’d), and what url or username you want the sign to say

YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO THAT BLOG, NOT OHEMMOH. IF YOU SEND IT TO THE ASKBOX AT OHEMMOH IT WILL BE DELETED OK

you can send general questions to my blog but please keep the fansign requests at that blog

im only doing this as to not spam everyone and as to keep my askbox from being cluttered

so  again, you HAVE to send it to ohemmohfansigns. nowhere else. ok.

read this whole list one more time. pliz.

I have to be somewhere in two hours but i will be working on it constantly for the next few days to get everyone accommodated. thanks a ton :-*

[yougottalovespongebob]

When you’re late for the 5sos concert

[squishycalum]

calum isn’t taking Dirty Cliffo’s shit

[bad5sosjokes-blog]

michael as car brands

michael clif(ford)

michael clif(mazda)

[bad5sosjokes-blog]

michael as a girl

*michael becomes a girl* 

 michael clitford