#badapproach

[ecentrikartistry]

This is how NOT to inquire about customs. When emailing about customs, please have some type of idea of what you want done and be somewhat specific so that I can have an idea of how to assist you. Just sending emails saying "Hey what's up", "what's up bro", "Hi", or anything else with no details will only get you a spot in the trash bin. These are things you say when greeting family and friends on the street, not when trying to inquire about a product or service. There's a reason the phrase "serious inquiries only" exists. #seriesinquiriesonly #email101 #email #emailettiquette #bademails #bademailetiquette #poornetworkingskills #bespecific #badapproach #poorcommunicationskills #lackofcommunication

[coaleksandr-blog]

How to use Turntable.fm...

1. Find a room.

2. Eagerly wait for someone to vacate their coveted DJ spot for as long as it takes.

3. Spot opens up, fucking go for it. If you don't get it, flame in the chat room until someone gives it up. If you do get it, welcome to the end of the line.

4. Try to pick a song, weigh all options and repercussions of playing said song in your quest for approval from strangers.

5. OH SHIT IT'S YOUR SONG!!!111 Hold your breath in anticipation of bobbing avatar heads or votes of disapproval. Your lifelong library and taste cred all hang in the balance in this. one. definitive. moment.

6a. Heads start bobbing, your indie cred is safe.... for now.

6b. Heads don't move. Everyone's too much of a tool/mainstream to understand your music choice, obviously. Secretly cry in corner.

7. On to the next room, and step 1.